The Moral of the Story Is......
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher had the
class
go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell
their story, little Suzy raised her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken
eggs on
the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we
hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asked for the moral of the story.
Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and
every
weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend
only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asked for the moral of the story.
Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
Last was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the
Vietnam war;
his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed
with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down
he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of
100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out
of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade
on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"
Teacher looked in shock at Johnny and asked if there was
possibly
any moral to his story.
Johnny replied, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been
drinking."
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