Determine Your Personality
To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get:
1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
If you answered...
1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional
gifts and hopefully likes to share...
OR
you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over
everything even true love.
If you answered...
2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of
flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
OR
you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and
die.
If you answered...
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person
who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...
OR
you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the
written word.
If you answered...
4. SEX
It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is
not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting
adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful
and beautiful...
OR
you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal
living solely for one carnal experience after another.
If you answered...
5. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone
and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
OR
you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for
food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
If you answered...
6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts
that you can actually use...
OR
you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and
probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving
kitchen appliances.