The Top 16 Changes at the White House
Now That the Clintons have a Puppy16. To avoid confusion, staff reverts back to referring
to
Madelaine Albright by
name.
15. New "doggy door" makes it that much easier
to sneak out a
midnight run to
McDonald's.
14. At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time
he
hears "Bad
boy."
13. President no longer the only one accused of burying
his bone
in someone else's
yard.
12. "Bitch" label now somewhat ambiguous.
11. Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no
longer
automatically
implicate the President.
10. New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.
9. Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note
reading
"Bil kilt Vyns
Fosdr!"
8. Shouts of "Come!" from Lincoln bedroom no
longer make Hillary
suspicious.
7. Chelsea drops to #2 on the White House Pug-Ugly List.
6. Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily
to-do list.
5. Roger Clinton no longer the only one to piddle in the
Rose Garden.
4. Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet
Reno burst into
tears at State dinners.
3. To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable
to
tell Al Gore from a tree.
2. "Get that horny furball off my leg!" no
longer refers
exclusively to the
President.
1. Campaign donors staying overnight in the Lincoln
Bedroom now
find complimentary Tootsie Rolls
on their pillows.
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