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Definition of a hung jury
Twelve bikers doing their civic duty.
To a biker what does P.M.S. stand
for?
Packing my saddlebags.
WELL YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF.....
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU WOULD RATHER RIDE YOUR "BIKE"
BEFORE ANY OTHER MEANS
OF TRANSPORTATION
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU STOP TO HELP WHEN YOU SEE ANOTHER BIKER
BROKE DOWN.
REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE IS RIDING.
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU FEEL THAT BEING ON A BIKE IS THE BIGGEST
PART OF YOUR
LIFE, AND THAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU AND YOUR BIKE ARE ONE!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A MOTORCYCLE IN YOUR KITCHEN
OR LIVING
ROOM!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU TALK TO YOUR SCOOT MORE THAN TOO YOUR OL' LADY!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE MORE DREAMS ABOUT THOSE LONG RIDES THAN
YOU
HAVE ABOUT THAT INCREDIBLE BABE YOU WERE WITH LAST NIGHT!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE EVER CALLED IN SICK TO WORK BECAUSE THE
WEATHER
WAS PERFECT FOR A NICE LONG RIDE!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU WILL RIDE IN ANY TYPE OF WEATHER TO GET TO A
BIKER EVENT
FOR THE FREE BBQ & BEER!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO TALKS, WALKS, EATS, SLEEPS, DREAMS,
BLEEDS & CRAPS BIKES!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU KNOW WHAT DILLIGAF MEANS!
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU'D RATHER WALK THAN RIDE BITCH.
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU DON'T MIND GETTING SOME BUGS SPLATTERED ACROSS YOUR
FACE.
YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE SLEPT ON YOUR BED ROLL ALONG SIDE YOUR SCOOT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OR A REST STOP.
AND YOU DEFINITELY ARE A BIKER IF THE THOUGHT OF STURGIS OR DAYTONA BRINGS A BIG
SMILE TO YOUR FACE.