NATHAN BONNETT

NAME: Nathan Bonnett, duh.

FIRST SKIT APPEARANCE: Nathan in Home Alone

LIKES: Boot-ay, Porn, Animals, Apple Jacks

DISLIKES: "Do it Rockapella!", Porn with Laura in it

KNOWN "FRIENDS": Tara Spaur

OCCUPATION: Do we really want to know? If I had to take a guess, it would be porn-directing.

SKIT HIGHLIGHTS: Nathan's Adventures in Wal-Mart, Nathan Beats Up Jeff

WHY HE'S IN THE SKITS: I'll let Nathan handle this one: "Nathan not sure. Nathan tell Jacob 'put Nathan in skit'. Jacob does, Nathan's his role model. Nathan continues to steal skits away from other characters and become lovable, far-out star. Life funny. Nathan's going to sleep now." Couldn'tve said it better myself.

NATHAN'S INTERNET ADVENTURE

NATHAN PHOTO GALLERY PICS FROM THE YEARBOOK

Remember Nathan's infamous goatee? I know I do.

Okay, ignore the look on Nathan's face. But, check out the scary look on Ben Davis!

Nathan: Nathan knows you admire Nathan's good looks, Jeff, so you can stop staring at Nathan now! Jeff: What are you talking about? There's a giant spider on the back of your head.

What's Mr. Verploegh doing up there? And where's his pants!?!?!

"Who's that massaging Crozier's shirtless chest?"

Nathan: Damn Paparazzi!

Bobbie: Nathan, how do you like wearing my shirt? Nathan: ...Throat...choking...eyes...bulging...

Nathan shooting a basket.