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KELLY MORTENSON |
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NAME: Kelly Mortenson |
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FIRST SKIT APPEARANCE: Face/Off |
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LIKES: Clothes, The Acheiva, Lookin' good |
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DISLIKES: Laura, Lookin' bad |
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| KNOWN "FRIENDS": Kelly's a swinger, so every girl can fit in this category, baby! |
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| OCCUPATION: We know that he does something, but we're not sure what that something is |
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SKIT HIGHLIGHTS: Face/Off, Bowling |
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| WHY HE'S IN THE SKITS: It started off as a one-joke wonder, but for some reason I kept him in. Don't ask me why. Maybe it's best explained in an extended excerpt from the English II paper I wrote on Mortenson. |
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| "I hear that cat Kelly's one bad mother. Shut my mouth? Why, I'm only talking about Kelly! Oh, I can dig it. Mort's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his mother…Kelly Mort!" |