You're a fat, slobbering idiot who apparently thinks he can get what he wants only because he has some tie-ins with a large tv-group. Not only that, but your sexist and that really pisses me off. There are a lot of other things I should have said to you, and would like to say to you, but I won't. I'll just sum things up.
#1> You will never get laid. Deal with it. Your fat and gross (see opening statement for further detail).
#2> You really should not wear shorts, they tend to ride up yoru ass and it looks very unsanitary. It also makes me fear for my life that I too will be sucked up in there.
#3> People like you make me sick. People like you have backed up my belief that the human race is degenerating back into its original globular state, which you seem to be doing at an alarmingly fast-paced rate.