Terrance:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting)

Terrance:
Hmmm
(farting)
(laughing)
(farting)

Candian Mounty:
What's going on here?

(fart noises)

Canadians:
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka

Terrance & Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

Terrance:
You're a bonafide bastard uncle fucka

Phillip:
You're an uncle fucka I must say

Terrance:
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Everyone:
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Canadians:
Uncle fucka... thats-

Everyone:
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip:
Suck my balls

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