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Hey Girls!!   Is there life after men??  Of course there is!! Read on and see what I mean.  LOL!!!

Why Chocolate is better than SEX!!

1. It melts in your mouth and not in your hand.

2. You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.

4. Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. With chocolate theres no need for a wrapper.

8. Chocolates dont complain if you dont eat it right.

9. The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolates on your desk without upsetting your co-workers.

11. You can ask a stranger for a chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. With chocolate theres no need to fake it.

13. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

15. Good chocolate is easy to find.

16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

17. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

18. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.

19. With chocolate the size doesn't matter, it's always good

20. You dont have to tell the chocolate how good it was afterwards.