Coors Light
The first time I ever drank COORS LIGHT, I was with my uncle in the Everglades, and we stopped at some little run-down Indian grocery store for something to drink. Prior to that time, I drank wine, mainly Blue Nun and various lambruscos, but I, for some reason, grabbed a Coors Light.
It was a Seminole experience.
TIP: When you get home from the dentist and your lips are numb, use a straw.
If you ever want to visit, I will have COORS LIGHT in my refrigerator.
If you drink something else,
BYOB.
If you come over way too often,
BYOB.
"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue."
SAMUEL BUTLER
POSTSCRIPT
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out
who is drunk and who is just stupid."
RICHARD BRAUNSTEIN
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