TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Madame Linguacheka was born in 1937 to a Romanian couple who had emigrated to the United States in previous lifetimes. Dorothy (her given name) found schooling to be a waste of time, so she pursued a career in waitressing before discovering her true calling: convincing idiots that she could foresee their futures in a crystal ball. (Astrology is just a "moonlighting" job for the madame.)
If anyone would like to contact the madame personally, just think very hard about her and she will give you a call or, perhaps, a sign. If she does not respond to you personally, take it as a sign that the crystal ball has warned her against such contact.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
DAN QUAYLE
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