#1.)"You're poking her like a ripe cantelope!"~Meryl
(Sarah just kept on poking me and it really got to Meryl...she couldn't control herself.)
#2.)"I'll flog you with Allison's BIG sandwich!"~Meryl
(She was treatening to beat me with a sandwich which was about equal to a baseball bat.)
#3.)"Danielle, you belong in a little, padded box!"~Meryl
(Do you see a pattern here? She likes to threaten me constantly!! Hehehe.)
#4.)"Kris just did a little, hoppy, skippy, little, froliky thing!"~Me
(Oh, you should have seen it! I never believed that a human being could be so gay and...ok, just gay.)
#5.)"She mooned me with her bathing suit on, so I pummeled her in the boob!"~Me
(Oh, the images! Allison, Meryl and I were at Dorney Park in the wave pool. Allison was wearing her black bathing suit...don't ask.)
#6.)"I like what's IN the pants!"~Meryl
(I don't care to share why she said this...it is peronal.)
#7.)"Someone come here and show me where to put my hand!"~Kris
(I was in Miss Reinecke's study hall. Fried and Gore just happen to be in the same one...Miss R said that Kris could hit the big bass drum at the end of class. So, at the end, he went and hit it. Miss R told him to put his hand in the back. Kris is a little slow mentally and didn't understand her. That is when he made his proclaimation.)
#8.)"A dirty mind is a joy forever!"~Ellen
(She, herself, has a dirty mind. So, she would know if it is a joy or not.)
#9.)"Meryl's as hyper as BEANS! Beans, beans, beans!"~Me
(Meryl was very, very, VERY hyper..as I'm sure you can imagine.)
#10.)"A christmas tree is NOT easy!"~Sarko
(He was playing the game 'Lights Out' and he made a pattern that looked like a christmas tree. Hey, what I can I say? It was December 15, 1998...you could only think about christmas at a time like that. So, getting back to my little story. He tried to get all the 'christmas tree' lights to go out. It caused him extreme confusion and he yelled out this quote.)
#11.)"The most famous donut of all..."~Haldeman
(Matt was in a very good holiday mood. He was singing a different version of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.)
#12.)"I have a feeling that Meryl and Danielle and Danielle AND Melanie like to eat....ALL THE COOKIES!"~Haldeman
(If I remember correctly, Meryl had a big thing of cookies and all four of us were eating them. Matt wanted some but we wouldn't allow it. If I am wrong in any way, I am sorry for misleading you.)
#13.)"Is it me, or is there something funny about the phrase 'blow-drying his pants'?"~Meryl
(Don't ask me about this one. I have noooo idea. I was told nothing.)
#14.)"But I wasn't even holding the cookie in THAT hand!"~Me
(Oh, no! I was at Dorney Park with Melanie and we decided on buying cookies before we left. I was eating one of mine..a chocolate chip one. And all of a sudden, I looked down at my hands and I had chocolate on the hand that was NO WHERE even near the cookie!)
#15.)"I'm a psycho! I'm a psycho! I'M A PSYCHO!"~Meryl
(Like I said earier, Meryl's as hyper as beans. This quote and that quote were both made at my house on a day where Meryl was a bit out-of-it.)
