Quotes about Guys:

• "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done ask a woman.
• "Life is Love; Love is Men; Men are Sweet; Sweet is Sugar; So be Happy; Eat a Cookie."
• "Men are like buses: You miss the first one you take the next."
• "I let no man drag me down so low as to make me hate him. Unless he really deserved it."
• "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job as women to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which we'd like to have dinner."
• "Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?"
• "Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later."
• "You KNOW you want me."
• "Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time."
• "You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?"
• "When I talk dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to me, it's $3.95 a minute!"
• "Love lasts for only 3 monthes...then all hell breaks loose." By:Toms2323

Fun Quotes:

• "A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise."
• "If mean people suck, then nice people swallow."
• "I was here but now I'm gone. I left my name to carry on. All of those who knew me, knew me well. All the rest can go to h*ll."
• "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking."
• "May God have mercy upon my enemies because I won't."
• "I'm really not THAT smart. My friends are just THAT stupid."
• "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with "quit while you're ahead"?" By: Nikkey Mouse
• "Put some ice on it and walk it off." By: Alana
• "Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
• "I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them."
• "Next mood swing: 6 minutes."
• "I hate everybody and you're next."
• "Please don't make me kill you."
• "And your point is..."
• "I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're ok now."
• "I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day."
• "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."
• "Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
• "Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time."
• "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouthes?"
• "I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you of at the same time."
• "Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win!"
• "You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!"
• "All stressed out and no one to choke."
• "I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."
• "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
• "I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
• "My I.Q. Test came back negative."
• "Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not."
• "If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy."
• "Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear."

Sweet & (sometimes) Sentimental Quotes:

• "It's better to be hated for who you are than hated for who you are not."
• "Racism is a learned affliction and anything that can be learned can also be unlearned."
• "I feel as if a child again, watching a thunderstorm gather in the distance, anticipating it's wonder yet fearing it's potential and loving every minute of it."
• "You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
• "Let's grow old together...beginning with today. Let's laugh at time like it doesn't exist and hold each other and wonder how we ever got along without this love we've found." By:LuvAJZ
• "The biggest and the best loves all started from the tiniest little things between 2 people." By: DragnsTear
• "Joy is when you love a girl with all your heart and get to watch her grow into a beautiful woman." By:SirJuan
• "We learn to love not by finding a 'perfect' person but by learning to see an 'imperfect' person perfectly." By:I1cusTD
• "To love takes 2 people and 1 emotion. The SAME emotion." By:Wembley8
• "Get hurt. If you haven't been screwed in your life, you haven't been in love. But once in a while you have to let go no matter how hard it hurts." By:Jay79Jay
• "There's nothing wrong wanting to be loved, is there something wrong with me?" By:KoRn
• "Your my best friend and only true love and when I look to the sky you are what im thinking of" By:Kbroddy
• "Genuine love is the deepest Appreciation for another human being." By:TW22
• "I have returned only to see how the world has changed and passed me by. I reach to grab on to the past only to be left gasping at air... yet I still have the hope I will find your love...." By:tjhoop
• "If what I see is not real love but false heart, then the world will come to an end...But the Love for her is so great, that the heart will beat, and the bed will eventually bend." By:DS4ever47

Quotes about life:

• "Sometimes the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws"
• "Experience is the comb that life gives you when all your hair falls out." By: Nikkey Mouse
• " You have to love life to have life and you have to have life to love life. It's what they call a vicious circle." By: Nikkey Mouse
• "If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then, let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."
• "The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else." By: Martina Navratilova
• "The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour." By: A Japanese Proverb
• "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." By: Robert Frost
• "Live life today, for yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come." By:Wembley8
• "Your greatest strengths are shown through weaknesses." By:Wembley8
• " I will find you in a crowded room, I will knock you off your feet, I will burn you just like TEENAGE LOVE, I will eat you just like meat, I will break you into pieces hold you up for all the world to see. What makes you think you are better than me?" By:Everclear
• "Follow your dreams but dont quit your day job" By:D-Generation X
• "Know urself, be urself, love urself for who u are and stop pretending to be what others want you to be..........Dream to reach the skies but don't ever lose the sight of the ground." By:JABROJWAN
• "You give someone you care for your love and your emotions and they ball them up and throw them back in your face." By:SPCBOYD
• "To live and yet not lived is a waste of Life-so let's party!" By:J Hockey73

Quotes about other stuff:

• "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." By: Alexander Woollcott
• "If you want to truly understand something, try to change it." By: Kurt Lewis
• "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." By: General George Patton
• "Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."
• "There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's something to be done around the house."
• "If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done." By: Michael S. Taylor
• "Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other." By: Laurence J. Peter
• "To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent." By: Robert Copeland
• "Love is scary even though idiots like us keep running after it." By: TigerTim78
• "StAy CoOl, let us stop just saying we love people; let us really love them, and show it by our actions, then we will know, by our actions, that we are on God's side." By:Jive0000
• "Hope is a good thing maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" By:Tim Robbins

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