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!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!! OK. here goes. I USED to have all of my files uploaded onto my aol screen name space. recently my account was deleted by someone who had some fun with it when he figured out my password. All of my files that were there are gone. That means that i only have the sounds that are in a different directory (below). Please help me if you can by letting me borrow some sounds. I am going to try to find the same ones. PLEASE HELP!!! Thanx
  • Hogfat.wav (25 KB) Mmmm hog fat.

  • Brainpwr.wav (52 KB) I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain.

  • Anykey.wav (39 KB) To start press any key. Where's the anykey???

  • Doughnut.wav (59 KB) Mmmm forbiden doughnut.

  • Badstuff.wav (28 KB) I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to happen.

  • Bartbeer.wav (63 KB) Ahhh there's only one beer left and it's barts.

  • Beer.wav (27 KB) Mmmm beer.

  • Blimpy.wav (55 KB) Hey there blimpy boy flyin in the sky so fancy free.

  • Blubber.wav (29 KB) Woohoo, look at that blubber fly.

  • Burger.wav (21 KB) Mmmm burger.

  • Burrito.wav (17 KB) Wheres my burrito!!!

  • Chocolate.wav (31 KB) Mmmm chocolate.

  • Despbeer.wav (59 KB) The other day I was so desperate for a beer a snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.

  • Ayeaye.wav (21 KB) Ayeaye captain

  • Killbrain.wav (84 KB) Alright brain you don't like me, and I don't like you but lets get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

  • Doh.wav (5 KB) Doh!!!

  • Duh.wav (6 KB) Duh...

  • Doughnuts.wav (44 KB) Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do???

  • Ahhh.wav (10 KB) Ahhh

  • Youlittle.wav (10 KB) Why you little!!!

  • Yellow.wav (17 KB) Yelloooww....

  • Rowrrrr.wav (13 KB) Rowrrrrrr...

  • Woohoo.wav (7 KB) Woohoo!!!

  • Boogieman.wav (26 KB) Ahhh Boogieman!!!

  • Gamprob.wav (158 KB) Remember when I got caught for stealing all those watches from Sears. Well that's nothing because YOU have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus. Well YOU have a gambling problem.

  • 32Doh.wav (174 KB) 32 of Homer's famous Doh!!! Mixed together.

  • Women.wav (171 KB) Oh! Wait a minute, actually a women is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you want to drink another women.

  • Nevertry.wav (158 KB) You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

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