And now:
AP in any language!

Latin:  Aaronus Pliktus
Pig-Latin:  Aron-ay ikt-Play
German:  Dummkopf
Spanish:  ¡Bien loco y aun mas feo!
Mock Swedish:  I don't knoo vhet it is, boot it ooonly hes ooone-a iye-a und it viers a propillor!  Bork!  Bork!  Bork!

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SPHERICAL CHICKEN X-ING
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Please do not taunt the hypothetical chicken. Hypothetical chicken is hypothetically dangerous if  provoked.

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