At last I have my own page on jokes. Read them and laugh your heads off. Tell me what you think of it,ok?

Three men were arguing over whose profession was first established on earth. "Mine was," said the surgeon. "The Bible said that Eve was made by carving a rib out of Adam." "Not at all," said the engineer. " "An engineering job came before that. In six days the earth was created out of chaos. And that was an engineer's job." "Yes," said the politician. " But who created the chaos?"

Husband, wearing apron, to ailing wife in bed: "That loud crash you just heard in the kitchen is nature's way of saying, 'Get well soon.' "

My wife said to me one day, "I met a fellow downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a trouble-maker. He started to insult me. He used bad language, even threatened me." " How did you meet this fellow?" I asked , concerned. And she told me: " I hit him with the car."

Farley Fairbanks died and went to the nether regions. There the head devil told him he could pick of three rooms in which to spend eternity . The devil opened the first door, and revealed thousands of men standing on their heads on a brick floor. Fairbanks told the devil that he didn't want to spend eternity doing that . So the devil opened another door, and there were thousands of men standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Although Fairbanks thought that was better, he still wanted to see the third possibilty. The devil opened the third door, and there were thousands of men standing up to their ankles in a foul substance. Each was drinking a cuf of coffee. " That stuff they're staning in is horrible," Fairbanks said, "but I prefer this room to the other two." So he walked into the room and the room door slammed behind him. Just then, an assistant devil hollered, "Okay , coffee break is over. All you guys go back to standing on your heads.!"

When a grizzly bear walked into a bar and ordered a bear, a drunk put his arms around the animal and gave it a hug. The bear picked up the man and tossed him out into the street. "Give some women a fur coat," muttered the drunk, "and they think the own the world."

Conversations between two psychiatrists:

"Most of my patients are disturbed. Let me ask some questions, to give you an example. What has smooth curves and sometimes is uncontrollable?"

"A baseball pitcher, of course."

"Next, what wears a skirt and has lips that brings you pleasure?"

"Obviously, a Scotsman playing a bagpipe."

"You know the answers. But it's amazing what strange replies I get from my patients."

An astronaut landed on a distant planet and discovered that the population consisted of beautiful blondes wearing very little clothing. The women were friendly-and about ten feet tall. So the astronaut consulted his instruction book, then marched up to the tallest woman in the group, looked up at her and said, "Take me to your ladder."

More jokes anyone?