You'll have to ask the lst grade teachers if this is true.
The
former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. The
biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You
need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked
Wendy what she had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my
Nana".
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people
words!"
She then asked Joey what he had done.
"I took a ride on a
choo-choo." he said.
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people
words!" she said.
She then asked Eddie what he had done.
"I read a
book" he replied.
"That's wonderful," the teacher said. "What book did you
read?"
Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride and said, "Winnie The Shit!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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