Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that
only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately
needed to go to the bathroom.
So Billy raised his hand politely to ask
if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be
quick.
Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and
embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat Billy
down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he
will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes
on his way.
Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and
says to the teacher, "I can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked
Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the
bathroom.
So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy "Well, did
you find it?"
Tommy is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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