On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride
slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled
into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the
couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love
to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."
Almost in tears, she
remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom
did you lend it, and for how long?"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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