(to the tune of "Home on the Range")
(come on - try it - its
fun)
VERSE:
Oh give me a site
where the links all work right-
one
that doesn't take too long to load-
where the text can be seen
on my
13-inch screen-
one that offers a "no-Java" mode.
REFRAIN:
Home,
home on the Web
on my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me-
I'm still on
Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Though your video
files
give your pages some style
I can't read them upon my
PC;
Massive graphics and sound
crash my system, I've found,
so
please put in some "alt" tags for me!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the
Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take pity on me-
I'm still on Netscape
3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Please don't ask me to
"chat"
with your favorite cat;
I don't have an IRC code.
And don't
ask me to buy
games for Win 95 --
My PC is way too darn
old!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take
pity on me-
I'm still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
Now
wasn't that fun!!
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