You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her
over for dinner on Friday.
While you were in the bathroom, they went
for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal
they'll still cover.
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your
ex-girlfriend has class.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am.
Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about
your old girlfriends. Tell me more.
I like using this new lawn mower
so much more than the old one...what a wonderful Valentine's day
present!
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you
won't have to mess with it anymore.
It's only the third quarter, you
should order a couple more pitchers of beer.
I'm so happy with my new
hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
Dang! I love when
my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing
your teeth again, ya big silly!
You are so much smarter than my
father.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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