Question: How many feet to mice have?
Original Reply: Mice have four
feet.
Mgmt comment: Elaborate.
Revision 1: Mice have five
appendages, four of which are feet.
Mgmt comment: No discussion of
fifth appendage.
Revision 2: Mice have five appendages; four of them
are feet and one is a tail.
Mgmt comment: What? Feet with no
legs?
Revision 3: Mice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per
mouse.
Mgmt comment: Confusing. Is that a total of 9
appendages?
Revision 4: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one
tail assembly per body.
Mgmt comment: Does not fully discuss the
issue.
Revision 5: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a
tail. Each leg is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail
is not equipped with a foot.
Mgmt comment: Descriptive but not
decisive.
Revision 6: Allotment for mice will be:
FOUR LEG-FOOT
ASSEMBLIES, ONE TAIL.
Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it
would constitute misapportionment of scare appendage assets.
Mgmt
comment: Too authoritative, stifles creativity.
Revision 7: Mice have
four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined integrally with the
overall mouse structural sub-system. Also attached to the mouse sub-system is
a thin tail, non functional and ornamental in nature.
Mgmt comment:
Too verbose and scientific. Answer the question.
Final Revision: Mice
have four feet.
Mgmt comment: Approved.
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