A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one
day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the
class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny
Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out
of my classroom," she yelled. "I don't want to see you for three
days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the
chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male
student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well
miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of
my classroom!" This time the punishment was more severe. "I don't want to see
you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the
eraser when she turned around again. So she bent over to pick it up. This
time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly
turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think
you are going?" she asked.
"Well teacher, based on what I just saw, my
school days are over!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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