Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier:
  Where No Woman Has Gone Before

The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
  Making Deposits

Parties:
  Going Without New Outfits

Man Management:
  Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Bathroom Etiquette I:
  Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Bathroom Etiquette II:
  His Razor is His

Communication Skills I:
  Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Communication Skills II:
  Thinking Before Speaking

Communication Skills III:
  Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Driving a Car Safely:
  A Skill You CAN Acquire

Telephone Skills:
  How to Hang Up

Introduction to Parking

Advanced Parking:
  Backing Into a Space

Water Retention:
  Fact or Fat

Cooking I:
  Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

Cooking II:
  Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Cooking III:
  How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Compliments:
  Accepting Them Gracefully

PMS:
  Your Problem . . . Not His

Dancing:
  Why Men Don't Like To

Classic Clothing:
  Wearing Outfits You Already Have

Household Dust:
  A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Integrating Your Laundry:
  Washing It All Together

Oil and Gas:
  Your Car Needs Both

TV Remotes:
  For Men Only