"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..........."
"Retaining
water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
"Man! That rose
tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
"Maybe we should name
the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
"Got milk?"
"Geez, you're
awfully puffy looking today!"
"Get your OWN ice cream."
"Are
your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"I'm jealous! Why can't men
experience the joy of childbirth?"
"Whoa! For a minute there, I
thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
"Fred at the office passed a
stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!"
"Darned if you ain't
about 5 pounds away from a surprize visit from that Richard Simmons
fella."
"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby
forever!"
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs
40 pounds."
"I finished the Oreos"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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