10 Ways Real Surfing is Like Web Surfing... and some other nifty stuff!


1.You can do both in a comfortable pair of Speedos- or even in your underwear
2.If you don’t get the lingo right, fellow enthusiasts will flame you mercilessly
3.Sleek, ergonomic, outrageously expensive hardware makes for smoother sailing
4.Tall, bronzed babes tend to be major objects of attention
5.When you wipe out, you have to get back on your equipment and start all over again
6.People who are good at it tend to be insufferably patronizing towards people who are not
7.The most popular locations are overly crowded, resulting in large numbers of crashes
8.If you do them less than an hour after you eat, absolutely nothing will happen
9.Countless, obsessively detailed fan magazines instantly publicize the latest developments
10.Professionals with flair are idolized by members of the opposite sex (Yah.. right)


Q. How can you tell that Jeff Goldblum didn’t use the Internet to communicate with the aliens via computer in Independance day?
A. He got through on the 1st time


Did you Know That.....

....In Sao Paulo, Brazil, traffic jams can streach for 150 miles
....Astronauts aboard space shuttles see 16 sunrises and sunsets in a day
....According to a university study, goldfish remember better in cold water than in warm water
....In a year, your eyes move up, down and sideways 36,000,000 times, and you blink about 84,000,000 times
.... “Pants” was considered a dirty word in England in the 1880’s
....Two Los Angeles fashion designers created a dress made of 2,000 fake fingernails dipped in chrome
....Major airlines in the United States lose 200 suitcases a day! (but the other 1,999,800 pieces of lugae they move every day are successfully reunited with their owners)
....Caterpillars have more than 2,000 beefy muscles in their bodies. We puny humans have fewer than 700
....The average person laughs 15 times a day
....Air Force One, the jet that transports the President (NOT the movie!) has a conferance room that converts into an operating room
....One in every four Americans has appeared on television
....Each day, Americans eat 7.5 acres of pizza
....the average person has 1,460 dreams in a year
....Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
....A pound of grasshoppers is three times as nutritious as a pound of beef... you want fries... or flies with that? *lol*
....A California woman named Sharlene Dwyer traveled to Nepal and climbed the Himalaya mountains for 10 days to get to the retreat of Pranabanda, an Indian mystic and religious leader. At first, Pranabanda refused to speak with her, but then he agreed to answer just one question. Tired and hungry after her long trek, Dwyer asked “Why can’t I ask more than one question?”
....More Monopoly money is printed in a year than all the real paper money printed throughout the world
....According to a scientific study, hard rock music makes termites chew through wood at twice their usual speed
....By the age 10, the average American has worn down 730 crayons
....What’s 9,000 years old and made from tree sap? The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum. Archeologists recntly found the gum (bearing teeth marks of a Stone-Age teenager) in Sweden
....Until recently, dogs in France were nose printed for identification
....The Fairbanks Museum in St.Johnsbury, Vermont, has a portrait of George Washington made out of 40,000 dead bugs
....The starfish is the only animal that can turn it’s stomach inside out
....The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump
....The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can’t fly
....The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn it’s head without moving it’s body
....The white shark is the only sea animal with no natural enemies... even killer whales won’t go near those guys
....AND, the only purple animal is the South African blesbok

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