Hi there Y/ya'll... I know this one has been a long time coming and I want to thankY/you for Y/your patience .
It took U/us a couple meetings to get it all completed.. between work schedules and trying to dodge m&m's.......(~Broken Halo~ and ~passionate one~ ........... said I was going to tell)
Without further adieu I want Y/you all to meet Doug..aka Lord Do Dirty. I found out some very interesting facts about LDD, aside from being very funny and focused.. he wants to be a lesbian in His next life..* when he told me this I nearly wet myself laughing so hard..but being a woman I can see why*w*
He's a Californian who works as a Global Support Administrator at an undisclosed location*w* says he is loyal and one of His highs* is to hear a womam screaming as she climaxes..* ..This my F/friends was a very insightful interview *wg*
The Interview
..l'Lita:What is the story behind your screen name?
LDD:Most ladies say I have a dirty mind. Which I do (proudly)..So I say that I do them dirty. In slang, dirty means good
L* You > have a dirty mind Sir...? Okay* If You were a sexual toy what would You be?
LDD: Thinking, maybe a nipple clamp
..l'Lita: What kinds of things are you interested in?
LDD: I am an open level rackqetball player..I am taking Hapkido (martial arts) 3 time a week. Love basketall and football.
..l'Lita:Which are your five favorite movies?TV shows?
LDD:Godfather, Tales from the hood, and of the Indiana Jones movies, Fugitive, and Friday..Tv show: ESPN,Steve Harvey Show, Drew Carey, ESPN2, ER
..l'Lita:I personally love "Indy"..makes me kind of hot just thinking about that whip* OOOHH* ....*
..l'Lita:Which musicians/kinds of music do you like best?
LDD:Rap,R&B, jazz and new age*S* ..l'Lita:no coutry eh? *L*..thats okay.(agrees)..
LDD:A little country, some rock..I can listen to most anything
..l'Lita: If you could live in any time and place when/where would it be?
LDD:Hummm, tough question. Part of me wants to have lived in the
roaring 1920's..and to reappear in the 2020, so see what the future is like
..l'Lita: When did You embark on your journey into BDSM?
LDD:.I met a lady so introduct me to this lifesytle about 15 years ago, and have been into it ever since...she could really handle that silver studded paddle
..l'Lita:Have You any hidden talents? ..tattooes. body piercings..birth marks *L*?
LDD:G*I have my ear pierced, and a dimple on my left cheek, wanna see me smile...and I can go under water and not get wet": ..l'Lita:OOOHHH???? LDD:I can go under water and not get wet..which mean I can perform oral sex on a women and not breath *LOL**..it that a talent??
..l'Lita: hmmm* thinking I have a pool..wonder if He would care to demonstrate..
snaps out of her trance.. Alright subbies who is on the west coast...??
LDD:We can use the bathtub *EFG*... calm down ..l'Lita
..l'Lita: Your partner ..if she were a lucious , ripe fruit what would that be..
LDD:Mango for the fruit, sweet and juicey
..l'Lita: Do You have a real time Dom/sub relationship?
LDD:yes I do...*Dom/sub*..
..l'Lita: Describe your ideal mate?
LDD: I like them strong and sassy...I like to be challanged...
..l'Lita: What do you think about cyber-relationships and cyber-sex?
LDD:Cyber-ralationships are kewl..the more the merrier*LMAO*..and
cyber-sex can be expensive *looking at my phone bill* LOL...Like Deion Sanders, I like "BOTH"
..l'Lita:What is your pet peeve?
LDD:: I hate slow drivers
..l'Lita: Do you play a musical instrument?
LDD:....muscial instrument, does the clit qualify?? When sucked, it can make very sensual sounds *LOL*....Still thinking of the whip *G*
..l'Lita:Name three things You like about yourself
LDD:I try to see the best in people *1*, I am a very good athlete *2*...very honest *3*
..l'Lita: okay Sir..I so appreciate Your taking the time with me ..I have enjoyed it.. last question...if You could choose between $10,000 and a year of great sex..? what would Your choiuce be?
LDD:$10,000 or great sex?? Looking my hand, LOL....Players rules:
take cash over ass, each and every day...thank u m'lady for your time
I can honestly say that by the time I was finished with this interview I felt like I had a new Friend. Knowing that within O/our halls , there is such a diversity of peoples and backgrounds.. is so awesome..I grow giddy in the realization of the many wonderful personalites I am bound to meet....
LDD ,again I want to thankYou for taking the time to get with me and the chance to get to know You better..the following has by no means any sort of scientific backup..and is intended as pure fun....* with Your birthdate and according the the Birthday Tree guideline ,You Sir are a Chestnut Tree, the qualities therein being, the Honesty ,unusually beautiful, not worried about impressing others, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, sometimes hard to understand because he is so sensitive, loves faithfully ..and true to friends...... I'd say it is a fair assessment *...XO ..l'Lita
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