* I hope Y/tya'll had as much fun reading this as I did doing it..had an absolute blast..Don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time..ThankYou Sir.*kotc*..
The Interview
What is the story behind your screen name?
play hockey...as a goaltender...goaltenders in hockey are known as Masked Bandits

You must be very good Sir.. * .What personal facts about yourself would you like to share with us?What personal facts about yourself would you like to share with everyone?
ahhh...lets see...6' tall...brown hair ..dark eyes...hmmm..what else?ahh..lets see...Edmonton Alberta....businessman....

and yes * sneaking a glance... nice towel Sir.... What kinds of things are you interested in? hobbies ..pastimes?
lets see...my first love is hockey of course...I spend 16 years as a DJ...love music..all kinds....the other hobby is my car.....my toy as I like to say...its a 1970 Javelin....
any music You don't like Sir?
yes....rap!!!!

Who/what types of books do You enjoy reading?
*..Michael Crighton*SP*....er...Stephen king....good finance and legal novels...Whats the last book You read?Bill Gates - The road ahead.... Your opinion of it.. on a scale from 1-10?ummmm....6 whys that?ahhh...he got way to technical in it for me....*L*...doh!!!!!

*...Which are your five favorite movies?
1. Top Gun
2. A few good men
3. Batman
4. Star Trek....all of them
5. Robin Williams movie about his wife passing on..and him finding her..cant remember the name of it
and the last one You went to a theater to see?what was it..did You like if and why?
wow!!..havent been to a movie in a long time...I guess it was the Robin William movie....great movie....interesting perspective....he's a great actor....kinda like that life after death thing...very moving

...Given the opportuntiy to brag on Yourself...What can you do well?
I play hockey very hard and well....I am also very good at what I do with work....and I have been told that I kiss extremely well...*EG*

* ohhh really?..hmmmm kiss me*...depict your hot kiss..*s*.. lips wet and ready* g*
as I cup your face in my hands...I gaze deeply into your eyes...I slightly tilt your head..and place my lips upon yours...our mouths part slightly..and my tongue begins to explore your mouth * softly..my lips part...mmmmoaning as my knees weaken....*customer..gotta go ahhhhhhhhhh.... and Lita falls out onto the floor...I was robbed I tell Y/ya'll ..robbed!!! hoping thats to be -cont-..

If you could change one occurrence in your life what would it be?
my first marriage....what a disaster....guess I shoulda listen to everyone..*LOL*

What famous people have you met and what famous people would you like to meet?
*L*...only hockey players...*L*....have met Gordie Howe...didnt think much of him....kinda brass. oh ya....met the playmate of the year in 1991....whooohooooo!!!!!!!!...nice tatas.....

*L* tata's eh*.. ? what were they round ones.. real big? what?
*g*the smell of silicone was in the air...*LOL*

If you could live in any time and place when/where would it be?
ahhh...I have two places...in the past....I see myself as a medieval headsman...you know the guy that use to behead people....kinda stupid nespaux...but its that previous life thing.....and two..in the future...I would love to see the Star Trek thing become reality

* ohh?? those are some very intersting ideas.. * would You go ..if aliens came down to take You and You knew You would be alright?
absolutely....under the condition..that I could come back...because I would miss my family immensly...

would You have sex with an alien if Your life depended on it?
*L*...if it looked like Kim Basinger...absolutely!!...if it looked like something from Men in Black...not a chance...I will take my chances with the afterlife

What is the most embarrassing experience in your life?
asked to be allowed to think about this one

Do You have a favorite fruit?
oranges...*LOL** do You love oranges anyway?? in anything??? oooo...never thought of that one...like strawberries for playin with..*EG* bananas are good too

interruption* okay...well get the questions in as we can...be thinking sexual toys of course..... ~cont~
If You were a sexual toy... what are You?
and egg....you know the kind that women like to use...they can insert it and it would be with them all day...stimulating them...*EG* OHHHH***..YES!!!!!!!!yes what??*EG**the incredible egg..edible egg...*LOL*I love it... *can't stop grinning and laughing**LMAO*laughing??*blushes**you asked about my most embarrassing moment....I think it just happened...*LOL** smiling*..(actually one of those has no idea what to say is grows stupider by the minute looks on her face) *rotflmao*************are you on the floor laughing?*blushes*oh now I am embarrassed* no way*.. I loved the answer.. gotta get this down* G*

~cont~
What is your pet peeve?.. how about we start off with that one?
people buggin me about what I think I am if I was a sex toy...*ROTLFMAO*oh yeah?? * pinches Your nipple**slaps yer ass*..not once but twice actually...stupidity...is my pet peeve...people not using common sense when they should. And people who think v/t is r/t and can't distinguish between them* BIG NOD*... see it all the time don't You agree?ahhh...too fucking often, pardon my french

What is the most difficult thing you ever had to do?
go through a divorce....not cause I missed her either....cause of all the trouble she caused...grrrr

What would you most like to change about you?.
.hmmmmm...I wish I was a better hockey player so that I could have a mult million dollar contract...*LOL*....other than that...nothing...

If you had only six months to live, what would you do?
spend every waking moment with my family and kids.....
>br> including the ex?..*g*
What is your favorite food?
ahh...not a fuckin chance...*EG*..in fact...I havent seen her since the divorce..thank christ.... favorite food....hmmmm...bbq'd steak...whipped baked potato.....aspargus....with hollandaize sauce...scallops.....mmmmmmmm
got any good recipes?..any specialty of Yours?
ahhh...yup....Chicken "Breasts" 3 cut into small strips....fry in pan...add seasoning....plain white rice.....take can of cream of mushroom soup and can of cream of chicken soup....pour onto chicken breasts when they are cooked. add....mixture of fresh vegetables into sauce...pour over white rice.....

Yummmmmm..What is your favorite drink, alcoholic and /or non-alcoholic?
long island ice teas....mmmmmmm.....

What would you rather be doing right now?
.I would much rather be playing hockey or making love on a beach on the oregon coast.....

Do you play a musical instrument?
yup....guitar
oh?.. tell me a little about that? what styles.. do You sing also?
I have been known to sing....I prefer rock mostly 70 80's stuff...but I like all forms...including country rock....jazz....etc sees the beginning of a BWL band here..*g*

What do you think about cyber-relationships and cyber-sex?
ahh...not sure about the relationship thing...I like to have fun..and I think of that as my escape..I dont want to have a relatioship on line but that may change....cyber sex....great stuff....and an so much fun...I wish I would had this much fun in my youth

Do You have a real time Dom/sub relationship?
no

When did You embark on your journey into BDSM? or to say .. find You had an interest
ahhh...about 6 months ago....just liked what I saw thats all...

Have You ever had phone sex?
yes...*EG*did YOu cum or did You fake it?
I have done both.......*EG*

Where is the most public place You have ever had sex??
heheheheh.....it was at a resort....down a nature walk..about 10ft into the woods off the walk...we could see the people walking by and we were there fucking standing up

When was the last time You cybered????
you gonna know everything about me...*G*this morning...*EFG*

When was the last time You had real sex???
last night...*EG*

Describe your ideal mate?
hmmmmmm....5'9...blonde or brunette...med build.....D cup breasts,,,*EG*....sorry ladies...shaved or trimmed pussy.....orally fixated....great sense of humour....very outgoing....wonderful personality

Your mate ..if he/she were a lucious , ripe fruit what would that be..
passionfruit

Have any tattoos: body peircings? -g-birthmarks.?
ahhh..nope...*G*

Have Youany hidden talents?
naw.....just kinda a regular guy...although I have been told that I am a terrific kisser

OOOHH thats right...*wg*....What was the happiest moment in your life?
my daughter being born
*S*..we are all blessed in many ways....

What does the future hold for you?
hmmmmmm....continued good business I hope...and comfortable lifestyle....*G*...and an NHL contract I hope..*LOL*

The following is not a question but an opportunity to add anything you would like to add and to conclude the interview with any parting remarks you might have.

10 favoite things
1....the feeling you get when you get very sexually excited...whoo hooo
2....the feeling you have right after you cum....
3....the cuddling after love making
4....the excitement of being with some one new
5....the excitement of leading up to......
6....music.
7....hockey
8....life
9....business
10...everything else..*G*


Is there anything You would like to add? any comments about the Lounge?ahhh sure....great people...neat people.....very honest people....just remember that its fun time..and we shouldnt get so serious...to me..its fantasy..an escape from reality...a time to relax.....and thats all I want it to be

*w* I'll update on that kiss if I ever get to finish it ... bye for now..XOXO..l'Lita.