The Interview
Just about everyone who has every come to the black widow knows da' Hustler aka E, aka EBO. He is that wonderful man with a loud mouth, a quirky sense of humor and is never short of a hug for a friend. He stirs shit with the best of them, and when you can smell trouble in the air you can guarantee E isn't far behind. But all that aside, when really get to know him he is a gentleman with a heart of gold, just don't let that spread too far you might ruin his rep…*winks*
EBO: So let me do this interview and shit..{He clears his throat and sits down}..OK..go...

Po: What personal facts would you like to share with everyone?
Facts about Me?...hmmmmm..I'm Black and Proud..22..taken..R/t and V/t...I workout and lift..play basketball..hang on the damn computer..I have a Mad vivid imagination..I rhyme ... I play playstaion..was born in QueensBridge..live in Philly..represent Omega Psi Phi..Que Dawg spr '96 Baby..{grins}..I'm a Libra..b-day..Oct 15th..and..most importantly..I'm the shit..{winks}..next question?...

Po: Name 3 things you like about yourself!
EBO: Damn..I'm not conceded..but there's so much I like about me..but I'll try to narrow it down to three..{laughs}..First is..I'm open minded and even tempered..usually..Second is my personality..'cause I'm easy to get along with and hard to resist..but that goes with the fact that Hey..I look good..{smirks}..Third is..the fact that..I can.. and will get what I want..one way or another.I was spoiled as a kid..so that's how that started..but.. that's goes for all parts of my life..I can do anything I put my mind to..and I'm a hard worker..and those things usually help me get my way..so on that note..next question?

Po:What are you good at?
EBO: What am I good at?{laughs}..Damn.. this interview is set up to make me look cocky..{he stares at the interviewer..who happens to be his smartass buddy Fifty}..but hey..like I said..I'm not conceded.. these are just the facts..there are alot of things I'm good at..Ballin'..I got a mean ass J (for the non ebonic folk out there..ballin'=Basketball..J=jumpshot{cracks the fuck up})..Fuckin'..and since I got a real good imagination..cyber-fuckin'{winks at Lady..'cause he knows she's readin' this}..gettin' along with people..gettin' hookups..from kicks(sneaker..{smirks} to whips(cars)..money matters..hustlin'..and keepin' my ass outta troubleand the basic shit..school sometimes..when I go to class and aint online..and my job..{cracks the fuck up}...next question?

Po: What is the story behind your screen name?
EBO: the story behind my name...well..my Name is Ebo Tesai Messier..so that's where that comes from..my mom dukes named me Ebo after an African Tribe..which is spelled Ibo..and "Da Hustler"..was my nickname..on line..with my Frat Bruhs..before I went over..'cause I was always up to or into somethin'...either..wrong or illegal...nowadays..it's just 'cause of how I get my way..and it just fits me..and my personality...next?

Po: What are your 5 favourite movies... or are you another one of these Sony playstation addict's?
EBO: My Five Favorite Movies..that's easy...Goodfellas,Natural Born Killers,Pulp Fiction,Nightmare on Elm street..the first one..,The Godfather..the first one..,and Scarface..and Hells yeah I play playstation..and my favorite games are..NBA Live 99,Madden 99,All Tekken games,All TombRaider games,...and anything that has to do with Streetfighter...and Grand Tourismo..and Ridge Racer 4...next?

Po: Who is your favourite author?
EBO: Oh that's easy...Stephen King..and Dean Koontz...horror is the shit..and these two guys imaginations are almost as bad as mine..{laughs}

Po: *thinking if your answer to this question is anything like imps we could be in trouble...*L*~.. if you where a "sensual toy" what would you be?
EBO: Shiiiit..that's easy..I'd be a dildo..or a vibrator..so I could be up in some..puss..{grins}…."shakes my head and rolls my eyes laughin. ..men"

Po: Do you have any body peircing or tattoo's and if so where?

EBO:Yep..two tattoos..one on my chest..and one on my left arm..and my ear is pierced..next?

Po: What music / musicians do you like best?
EBO: I listen to Damn near everything...'cept..country..and heavy metal Illll..{laughs}..and on that note..we'd be here for fuckin' ever..if I named my favorite artists..so..next?

Po: Do you have a favourite fruit?
EBO: Apples..Mangoes..Cantaloupe..and Grapes..I love the shit outta grapes..{grins}..next?

Po: What is your pet peeve?
EBO: Damn another Question to keep me here alll day..{laughs}...I hate Fat people in spandex..especially girls..ILLLL..I hate..yes men..I hate..when somebody keeps asking me the same shit over and over again...I hate..people yellin' at me...and..I hate sore losers..this is just a taste..but hey..next question?..{grins}

Po: Do you play a musical instrument or speak a lanugage other then english?
EBO: Nope..I quit saxaphone in the fifth grade..{laughs}..and Oui je parle fracais aussi assez bien.{grins} autre question?..{laughs} (trying desperately to remember my french from highschool… losely translated that would be "I speak french rather well"…. I think)..

Po: What do you think of cyber relationships / friendships?
EBO: Well..to be honest..I don't know what I think..they hurt..sometimes..but most times they're great..you get to be with around..and make friends..with people you'd probably never meet in real life..and spend time with them..it's like role playin'..

Po: What has been your most embarrassing moment in life so far... v/t and r/t?
EBO: In r/t..when my moms caught me fuckin'..afterschool..in her room..I got my ass whooped..and I was fifteen..{laughs}...and she called the girl's mom..and took her home..so she could get her ass whooped..{laughs}..I haven't..no wait...{he thinks back}..when Lady..threw my bear at me..and moved my shit outta BW...{cracks the fuck up}...in front of everybody too...next?

Po: Name one quality or ideal mate should possess.
EBO: She just gotta love me no matter what...and put up with me..and that shit's hard..{laughs..and shakes his head...crackin' open a soda..to finish the rest of this interview}

Po: now for just a little insight into that heart of yours..*pokes your chest*...how did you and imp meet?
EBO: How did me and Lady meet?..dag..that was a while ago..but..if I can remember..I was still with Bran..and I just started comin' into BW..and talkin' and she was there..and her and LDD were talkin'..and I jumped in and we just got cool from there..{shrugs}...next?

Po: What first attracted you to the fiesty lil imp?
EBO: What attracted me...{his face lights up}..at first?...Shortie got a ill dispositon..she reminded me of girls I knew from around my way...she stood out and was different than how most subs usually are..she kinda reminded me of Viv..{grins}..her name fits her..next?

Po: Is there anything you would lik to say to her here? kind of like a lasting statment..
EBO: Lady..you make or break me here...you are the main reason why I even chat..you know that too...I love you..and nobody can replace you...and the rest you know..'cause I tell you this all the time..{grins}..Mad Love baby..no matter what..{winks} {he sips his soda with a slight grin..and watches his interviewer take notes}

Po: What has been the happiest moment in your life thus far?
EBO: The Day I went over...{smiles}..and V/t ..the day I got hitched..{grins}

Po: If your mate were a lucious fruit what would it be and why?
EBO: Hmmm..Lady..would be a Pommegranite(if that's how you spell it{shrugs})...rough exterior..and all the separate little sweet parts of her inside..waitn' for you to get to them..{grins}..next?

Po: What would you rather be doing right now?
EBO: Me?..fuckin' or sleepin'..{laughs}

Po: the following is not a question but is a chance for you to say anything you like, to friends, about life.. ect.
EBO: Well..not much..just a few things a few tidbits of advice and shit from E..{cracks the fuck up}..remember what's important..try to get what you want in life..do what makes you happy..always take seconds..smoke a blunt.. be a playa..not a hata..savor what's good..readin' is fundamental..thank the creator..even when nothin' happens..get laid..get paid..{shrugs]

Po: what are your 10 favourite things?
EBO: 1.Sex..
2.ballin'..
3.my girl's..r/t & v/t and my friends r/t & v/t..
4.music..
5..movies..
6..a good ass nap..
7..my Frat..
8..junk food..food period..
9..workin' out..
10..all the other shit that makes life fun..that I don't have the damn time to add..{laughs}
that's it..Ta daaa..shiit..that was easy..I thought you were gonna pull out the lie detector and shit..{he drinks the last of his soda and gets up and stretches}..well thanks Fifty..that was fun I guess..I'm out..later..{he hugs you..and pounds you on his way out}


The thuggish attitude and bad ass image aside, very few people in this life mean what they say and live by that everyday, now I'm not saying you're a saint.. but you are someone I am proud to call a friend. Live your dreams sweets, cause you deserve happiness and can achieve anything you aspire too….love and kisses.. ~*po*~
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