The Interview

What personal facts about yourself would you like to share with everyone?
ummm, personal eh? ::S:: No wait.. I can't say that..::checks notes:: that I'm doing double duty as a pizza delivery boy and federal agent... ::looks deadpan serious:: that ought to cover my life..

What is the story behind your screen name?
Well, I looked at all the names on the list.. I thought.. Lord there are a lot of Lords... ::L:: So I thought, eh why not bedifferent? Inner Purity... that's me in a nutshell ::LOL::RME:: And don't correct me, I'm in denial.. ::L::UPDATE.. Rein has changed His name to who W/we all know and love now Coda*s*

What kinds of things are you interested in?
Hey now :::looks over tying to be offended but then the eyes wander south and I give up on offended:: Interested in? ... People and what makes them tick, flying on a clear day, nubile young maidens with cheeky smiles, the care of the past on whatever was constructed that stands today, passion and desire and a good head on a beer... that enough? Oh and .. ::eyes still glued southward bound:: ... curves in the road...::S::

Who are your favorite authors?
Favorite authors... If I were serious, I'd say TS Eliot, Hawthorne.. ::S:: and the scriptwriters for Behind the Green Door... geniuses.. ::S::

Which are your five favorite movies?
::G:: Five favorite movies.. Five? I've only seen three... ::L:: I mentioned Behind the Green Door..::pointing at your pad:: write that down ::L::.. and there was the School education film how to prevent VD which is a time honored tradition... then throw in Casablanca because everyone says that..::L::..And High Noon just bcuz..

Which musicians/kinds of music do you like best?
LOL:: Music.. I love music.. all kinds.. Alice in Chains, The Doors (of course), BB King, Clapton is amazing at makingthe guitar speak... the question could turn into an interview in itself..::L:: I love hearing most anything in alternativethat just comes out and keep the best as I find it.. ::smiles at the one interviewing me::: case in point.. ::wiggles my finger::

What is the most embarrassing experience in your life?
Man I knew that was the next question:scrunching up my face:: Damn.. hmm.. how about the second most embarrassing? ::S:: Spending 15 minutes diving tolocate a runaway pair of trunks at a very crowded swimming hole? ::L::

What can you do well?
I think I'm pretty good at writing, atstaying in my own skin and being myself.. ::S:: I think I'm pretty good at being a friend..

What are you bad at?
::L:: I'm really bad at being patient.. and bad at being brief.. and at taking hints ::LOL::

If you could change one occurrence in your life what would it be?
I think I'd think a lot more about why you spend time with a person and make a committment.. ::S:: I have no regrets about anything, they're a waste of time.. butfor the sake of argument... I'd have waited to get married.. oh.. and I'd never ever have let someone talk me into drinking a gin fizz... Man, what a night.. ::L::

What is your pet peeve?
Besides the hooked on phoenics spellers? I'd say anyone who comes into a place r/l or online and decides they know what's going on better than the one's who commit something to it and learn it first. Thats the highest form of arrogance, I think.. that there's nothing left to learn.

What is your favorite drink, alcoholic and /or non-alcoholic?
Favorite drink alcoholic..for the first few, a good dark beer or anything that starts with rum..after that, bring out the cheap stuff ::S:: non alcoholic... ::looks down at my diet coke:::juice..::L::

Do you know a good joke?
Good jokes stick in my head about 10 minutes after I hear one.. ::L:: I have to rush to retell it or it's gone..:

got any good recipes?
oh.. uhmm, recipes huh? I have a really good one that involves carefully opening a ding dong wrapper...

What would you most like to change about you?.

What would I most like to change about me... I think only minor cosmetic changes... ::S:: I'd be a short chinese man named Ching and own my own laundry...
What is your favorite food?
I'm a steak kind of guy... A big thick Porterhouse with extra meat on the side... and honey minus the silverware for dessert ::WG::

If You won a million dollars how would you spend it?
I'd take half of it and put it away for when I came to my senses... give some away to family and friends and worthy causes (what am I shallow? ::L::) and then take the rest, hire out a tropical island, book every washed up 60's and 70's band still touring the dinner club circuit and have a party..::G:: ya, ok so I am shallow.. so what? ::L::

What famous people have you met and what famous people would you like to meet?
I don't think I've met anyone famous..::L::But I want to meet Ron Jeremy.. you know, the stout little hairy porn guy? I want to know just where he went to cut a deal for his soul like that... I'm just curious.::L::

If you had only six months to live, what would you do?
::L:: the last six months... cash everything in, and buy tickets to everywhere I ever wanted to go... and experiment in every form of hedonism I could think of... oh, and charity work on my off days ::S:: to balance out the karma..

If you could live in any time and place when/where would it be? Wouldn't it be fascinating to live in Feudal Japan? Speaking as a man of course? Samarai, Warlords,assassins... and geishas... ::looking you over:: you know, you'd look very good in a kimono.. ::Grins:: (mikky giggling) humm...


What is the most difficult thing you ever had to do?
The hardest thing I ever had to do was walk away from a committment...

What would You rather be doing right now?
that's an easy one... I'd rather be bobbing along in a little sail boat, anchored off the shoreline just a ways... making love to my baby on the wooden deck with a nice morning sea breeze blowing across our bodies.. ::smiles:(hey is this getting X rated here err what?)~L

What does the future hold for you?
I don't want to think that much about the future... it's coming anyway.. it will be be happy because I want it to be... I think I'll see somethings I never seen,learn somethings I should... and maybe even do the all-american apple pie dream if I'm lucky.. ::S:: and sex... I foresee lots of it..

Do you play a musical instrument?
No, I have zero musical talent.. I think that's why I enjoy listening so much.. it's my greatest envy..::S::

Describe your ideal mate?
Why I'd say a bow-legged woman with good back and a heart of gold ::L:: umm.. no, ok.. this is a good serious question, right? ::L::clearing my throat:: I want to be glad I'm coming home to her. I want to be able to look her in the eye and never doubt and know she has no reason to doubt me. To be able to laugh at my prattle and hush me up with a kiss and a smile when I go on too long. I want to feel her in the middle of my day... like she was standing right there.. ::S

What do you think about cyber-relationships and cyber-sex?
:::he reaches up and turns off the cameras::We pause this interview for an hour while the interviewee and the interviewer research further into this cyber question for cyber answers.. ::G::test pattern:::booooooooooooop!! (err maybe He will answer this one later~G)

When did You embark on your journey into BDSM?
Ya.. ::touching you cheek and grinning::imagine that.. hmmm... BDSM... probably in fits and starts a couple of years ago.. r/l experiences in some dungeon visits with a friend and experimentation in different things that I found and stil find intriguing. But I think I've always had this dominant streak. This sort of enjoyment of being in control of and directing the flow of desire.. it's always aroused me as long as I can recall. ::S::

If You were a "sensual toy" what would you be?why? ..
What do you mean if?? I AM a sensual toy.. ::G:: I gotta be me...::Sinatra::

Have any tattoos: body peircings? -g-birthmarks.?
: I do... it's this funny mark shaped like the Statue of Liberty.. except she's holding a loaf of french bread and spreading her legs slightly.. but you have to look very vry very closely to see her ::WG::offers to unzip and show you::(thinking i am going to see a little more than a birthmark here and takes His word for it)~L

Have Youany hidden talents?
Twice this morning I've made you blush..::grins:: I have a hidden talent for distraction... ::WG::(WOW! isn't THAT an understatement)

What is more dangerous politics or religion?
Religion by far.. Politics is cynical but it can swing your way on occasion.Essentially it's a lapdog with a biting habit and a case of amnesia. Religion on the other hand is like a natural disaster if you're in the way. Like a hurricane.. it will blow past you without regard if you are 'in the wrong'... anything or any group that claims to understand what the answers are and makes it their business to pound it into me makes me nervous.

What is the secret of life?
The secret of life, well my life anyway...never stop seeking the good things and never stop ducking the bad s***..::s::

The following is not a question but an opportunity to add anything you would like to add and to conclude the interview with any parting remarks you might have.
Ummm... observances? Isn't this where we play the bonus round? ::looking around for Vanna::confused expression::

10 favoite things
1.... The sound of leaves falling from trees in a autumn wind.
2... the feel of a womans hands on my back
3....Ivy covered cottages in story books
4....falling 'accidently' into a stream and while trying to cross and taking someone with me
5. ..getting into a talk and losing all track of time
6 .. playing a song I love over and over again
7. ..Mountians
8....Old Cars
9....The smell of new leather
10..A moan, then a scream, then a whimper.. in that order.


WOW!!!~taking a rest~ wasn't that a GREAT interview? i remember meeting Coda and knowing He was different right from the start He was sincere, ohh He made me laugh, He was charming..lots of fun, i enjoyed every moment i just spent talking to Him..AND he is a great dancer...i might add~L~ he REALLY swept me off my feet~ He is a "newbie" i guess to the room but i feel like i have known Him all my life. Take some time to get to know Him You will enjoy Him as much as i did i'm sure... and Coda~ thanks for the interview and for the great time i had doing it~G~kisses~mikky~


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