this is my scene!
Here is how the scene goes:
Justin: You know me and your momma go way back
Bernice: Oh really, back home we had a pet skunk named Justin Mattisse. Do you think that's a coincidence? All day mom would yell, "I hate you, you stink Justin Mattisse!" and one day she picked up a club and killed him. I think she still has that club upstairs in her purse.
Justin: Well, that's sad story...
Bernice: I guess so if you liked the skunk, which we didn't!