Bart

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"Cool man!"

"Eat my shorts!"

Homer

Homer's usual expression

Funny little song, by Homer

"Look at that blubber go!"

Rainin' Men?

"Why you little...."

Urinals?

My favorite homer song. (Mr. Plow)

Grandpa

Corn.

Racoons.

Chief Wigum

"ummmm....no this is 91..2"

"Hey according to the town charter, I get a free pig every month!"

Ralph Wigum

"I bent my wookie"

"Can you cook dinner for me? My parents aren't home and I'm not allowed to use the stove."

"Ahhhh....Mrs. Hoover...there's a dog in the vent."

"Ahhhhhhhhh my face is on fire!"

"My worm crawled in my mouth and I accidentally ate it, can I have another one?"

Underware?

McBain

"........................ah, my eyes, the goggles do nothing."

Homosexual?

"Up and atom......Up and at them....Up and atom!.....Up and at them!.....UP AND ATOM!!!!!.......UP AND AT THEM!!!!!!!!......better."