WHAT IF CONDOMS HAD CORPORATE SPONSORS ?.
Nike condoms : Just do it.
M&M condoms : Melts in your mouth not in your hands.
KFC condoms : Finger-licking good.
Coca-Cola condoms : Always the real thing.
GE condoms : We bring good things to life.
BASF condoms : We don't make the condom, we make the
condom moister.
Microsoft condoms : Where do you want to go today ?.
Mentos condoms : The freshmaker.
Eveready condoms : Keeps going and going .....
Toyota condoms : Oh, what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms : You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms : Once you pop, you can't stop.
Flintstones Vitamins condoms : Ten million strong and
growing.
Secret condoms : Strong enough for a man, but pH
balanced
for a
woman.
Macintosh condoms : It does more, it costs less, it's
that
simple.
Ford condoms : The best never rest.
Chevy condoms : Like a rock.
Avis condoms : Trying harder than ever.
Lays condoms : Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup condoms : Mmm, mmm, good.
Nature Valley condoms : The candy bar nature intended.
Absolute condoms : Absolute boner.
Pontiac condoms : We build excitement.
Arch Deluxe condoms : The condom with the grown up
taste.
VW condoms : Drivers wanted.
Dial condoms : Aren't you glad you use it ?. Don't you
wish everybody did ?.
New York Lotto condoms : Cause hey ..... you never
know.
California Lotto condoms : Who's next ?
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