9. You break both ankles while lacing up your skates
8. While others "go fot the gold", you go for the free buffet
7. You've got as much chance of passing the drug test as Robert Downey Jr.
6. Triple Lutz? No. Triple bypass? Yes!
5. Your bobsled is crammed with carry-on luggage
4. McDonald's managers say "sorry Ms. Harding, you can't have the week off"
3. Before your event you stay at a Karaoke bar till 4am singing Afternoon Delight
2. There's no olympic event for ski-jumping dogs
1. Your ice dancing partner is inflatable!
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