The Ever Growing List of Annoying Things I've Noticed

The paper towel dispenser in every public bathroom you've ever been to in your life is placed at the correct angle as so allow the water on your hands to run down your arm?

Nobody in your house ever wants to talk to you until you're about 5 pages away from finishing a good book?

The radio station seems to announce the name of every song except the one you want to know?

Your decision of wanting to take your shower has a direct correlation to your mom's decision to do the dishes 15 minutes earlier?

Over 50% of the CD's you own you bought because you liked one song on it.

As a new driver, anytime you mention how you haven't stalled out the car yet today you will without fail stall it at the next available opportunity.

If you get a zit on your forehead it is always really red and right in the middle so you look an Indian?

The more cute cells a guy gets, the less brain cells a guy gets. It's unfortunately almost always true!

Anytime you're having an interesting/important conversation online you WILL be booted and unable to get back on.

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