Jason - 01/16/00 22:39:28
My URL:http://oocities.com/razerbiker
My Email:Razer64@aol.com
City: Elyria,Ohio
Weapon of choice: Desert Eagle
Sex: Male
Dream car: Dodge Viper
Quote: Heaven won't accept me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Comments:


Georgia Delma - 01/14/00 23:09:45
My URL:http://Iam.toodumb.to/write/my/own.page
My Email:southern@bell.net
City: Savana, GA
Weapon of choice: A lady does not fight!
Sex: How can one talk of such things!
Dream car: One just like Daddy's
Quote: "It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done before."
Comments:
This sight it just darling, doll! You need to update it though, sugar! Please, feel free to contact me, alright, sugar? You hardly ever call...


Lilalena - 12/10/99 02:38:06
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Marina/7751
My Email:lilalena@postmark.net
City: Des Moines
Weapon of choice: *smirk*
Sex: Female
Dream car: *shrug*
Comments:
Hiyas! Just stopped in and wanted to put my mark in the book. Feel free to visit me as well.


08/28/99 09:12:42
Name: Girls of ICQ My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Website de Nizza. Ringraziamenti per lasciarlo firmare il vostro guestbook


The Statesman Monthly - 05/18/99 16:09:58
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/statesman
My Email:statesman@mailtag.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: candlestick in the publications room
Sex: na
Dream car: mystery machine
Quote: "26 more days of pooping"
Comments:
Oh my gawd. Something on this site smell wierd.


gene kelly - 05/14/99 15:48:59
My Email:genekelly@hotmail.com
City: la
Weapon of choice: ice pick
Sex: male
Dream car: honda
Quote: "im gene kelly.... so there!"
Comments:
hahahahahahaha................... no awards for you!


Janelle - 03/19/99 03:04:53
My Email:eightdzwk@aol.com
City: Mountville,Pa
Weapon of choice: my mind
Sex: female
Dream car: 1987 Toyota Celica
Quote: dagh horoshoa(what ever in Russian.)
Comments:


Don cork - 02/19/99 00:47:05
My Email:Cork@a1usa.net
City: PGH
Weapon of choice: 356 mag
Sex: MALE
Dream car: 65 mustang
Quote: Life Sux... deal with it
Comments:


AnDrEw - 02/17/99 03:33:38
My Email:Chrisisabitch@tj.com
City: PiTtSbUrGh
Weapon of choice: FiSts
Sex: male
Dream car: Pontiac GTO
Quote: "Hmmm.... let me think??? Quote eh???? Oh yeah..... Your a BITCH!!!!"
Comments:
I think my quote sums it all up when I say that you are the biggest BITCH at TJ. Thank You.


Vernon V. Meade, Jr. - 01/22/99 17:02:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/Dorm/1377/
My Email:particleman11@hotmail.com
City: Floreffe
Weapon of choice: Chinese Water torture
Sex: Male
Dream car: Dodge Viper
Quote: Binns Baby
Comments:


Cinderella - 01/13/99 23:47:48
City: my castle-but not my "Castle on a Cloud" - sorry i'm a Les Miserables fan bigtime- ever since I saw it live in the Big Apple
Weapon of choice: fairy godmother
Sex: never- or only with my Prince
Dream car: my carriage
Quote: "A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you fall asleep"
Comments:
I just came across this page looking for my ideal vacation destination. So, hello even though I have no clue who in tarnation you are. I read your guestbook. Your friends seem mighty nice. So hello to all ya'll out there. Sorry, I'm rambling. Bye no .


- 01/12/99 00:44:48
My Email:Gofarb1
City: Pittsburgh
Sex: Female
Quote: Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.
Comments:


- 01/12/99 00:40:43
My Email:Gofarb1@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Sex: Female
Quote: Don't cry because it ended
Comments:


Ujjal - 12/10/98 03:45:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Broadway/2006/
My Email:ujjalk@hotmail.com
City: Calcutta , India
Weapon of choice: Littlelite...on the back of the head !
Dream car: RR Cam
Comments:
Hi and thanks for visiting my DMX page !!


Meagan sitar - 12/05/98 19:39:24
My Email:ypdams22@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Sex: female
Dream car: mustang converable
Quote: do you believ in love at 1st site or shall i walk by again?
Comments:
chris, nice website! i never see you at lunch anymore! how's lisa? e-mail me!


William Clinton - 10/30/98 13:32:39
City: Washington DC
Weapon of choice: Anything that cocks well
Sex: anytime
Dream car: anything witha nice back seat
Quote: I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Comments:


Sean Michaels Deceunick - 10/14/98 17:11:34
My Email:tyme2edit@aol.com
City: Miami
Weapon of choice: fist
Sex: male
Dream car: 66 conv. mustang
Quote: you don't dick if you don't know ballet
Comments:
Cool site.


Duane - 10/12/98 15:16:06
My Email:hesslede@email.uc.edu
City: Cincinnati
Weapon of choice: my mouth
Sex: male
Dream car: Black '98 Pontiac Grand Prix GTS
Quote: "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Comments:
Hey....Nice page. This is one of the best personal pages I have seen in a long time. Blah, Blabbity, blah, blah, blah. Have a nice day everyone who reads this, email me if you wish...I always love to hear from new people. Bye.


- 10/12/98 15:10:45
Comments:


Your Lola - 10/08/98 21:38:44
My Email:I Have no idea!
City: Here
Sex: Can you help me with that?
Quote: Bite Me!
Comments:
Hi Honey! I have finialy had a chance to sign your ever-popular, ever-growing guest book. WHEN DO WE START SET CONSTRUCTION!?! Talk to you later. Lots of Like, Just kidding, Lots of Love, from your favorite person who makes you late for Spanish nearly e ery day, me.


Cindy - 09/11/98 10:35:14
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: I like this page.... mine has just been updated :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


Kerrie Rusnica - 09/04/98 17:44:47
My Email:rusnica4769@duq.edu
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: a twig
Sex: maybe later
Dream car: Jeep?
Quote: Live every day to the fullest and you will have no regrets
Comments:
Hi Christopher! Have fun at the new job. I'll get the girls on my floor to go and see your show- if they want to. Maybe I'll come home and see you at a football game. Um no. I'm having WAY too much fun here. Bye Bye


kelly tarpey - 09/04/98 02:51:15
My Email:kmt0846@sru.edu
City: jefferson
Weapon of choice: me
Sex: female
Dream car: purple neon
Quote: if you cease to dream you cease to live
Comments:
i need chris in the morning i need chris in the evening


Tarpnuts - 09/04/98 02:35:11
My Email:kmt0846@sru.edu
City: clairton
Weapon of choice: my body
Sex: only with you
Dream car: purple neon
Quote: love me
Comments:
chris i need you i miss yearbook and remember you rock the casbah. i hope you enjoy your vice presidency. i need you to love me. love your tarpnuts


ERams721 - 08/26/98 21:04:17
My URL:http://www.bigfoot.com/~Queen_of_Bowling
My Email:jazzgrl6@hotmail.com
City: Elizabeth
Weapon of choice: I don't believe in violence
Sex: Female
Dream car: 1998 VW Jetta GTX
Quote: The more you think, the less you understand
Comments:
Chris, you really need to revise, even I, in my busy life find time to revise my page. I hope everyone that reads this (and is in the area) will come out and see the Elizabeth Forward marching band this season. We rock & you'll enjoy the show. PIT '98


Lisa H. - 08/02/98 07:56:33
My Email:PaGrl4u2c@aol.com
City: Finleyville
Weapon of choice: Phone
Sex: Not often enough
Dream car: Blue, Ford 4X4
Quote: Bite me!!!!!!!
Comments:
Hi Chris!!! I know i don't know you like all these other people do...but what the hell...right??? Love the page....keep up the good work.


Diane - 07/24/98 18:39:48
My Email:peachykeene1@juno.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: Max
Dream car: Jeep!!!!!!! (ha ha)
Quote: Crew rocks the casbah
Comments:
Hi Chris!! I think we need to BS on the auditorium steps more often!! By the way, I think I'll start charging for Dan and your psychiatrist sessions. I could become a millionare within weeks!!!!!!!


Sarah K. - 07/24/98 18:25:31
My Email:keenebean@juno.com
City: ???
Weapon of choice: diane driving a car
Dream car: Mazda MG
Quote: Be Happy
Comments:
I WANT A PAPER TOWEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kristi - 07/13/98 19:40:20
My URL:http://You know it already.
My Email:You know that too!
City: Likewise
Weapon of choice: Chris' third leg
Sex: Anytime as long as it is with Chris
Dream car: VW Bug
Quote: Oh my, if Chris even comes out and does a strip show, I will kill you.-Kristi
Comments:
You gotta see the pictures.


Mary Lou (Meg's Mom) - 07/13/98 19:17:52
My Email:Same As Meg's
City: Clairton
Weapon of choice: Hallmark Gold Crown
Sex: Domestic Goddess
Dream car: Any 'Vet
Quote: "Do what I say. Don't do what I do!!!"
Comments:
We miss you Chris!! Come and visit soon. Be good and listen to your mother. Mrs. M.


Meg - 07/13/98 17:55:59
My Email:macosko5@bellatlantic.net
City: Clairton
Weapon of choice: Screw gun (a.k.a.: a drill)
Sex: O.K. But it'll cost you
Dream car: Dodge (Just like Ron's)
Quote: "If you spend your life on your back, you'll only screw up." - Ron Gmys
Comments:
Chris Awesome Page Sweetie!!! You're So Smart And Sexy!!! I Miss You!!! I'll Have A Party And You'll Cum. Oops I mean Come.


Tech GODDESS - 07/13/98 17:46:41
My Email:You should Know
City: CLairton
Weapon of choice: Cum Gun
Sex: Yes, I'm Very Good At It
Dream car: Anything w/ a backseat
Quote: "I'm not Predjudice. I hate everyone equally." - (I forget who said that)
Comments:
Chris Werner you are the sexiest man I've ever seen!!!! I want your body!!!! I love you Chris!!!!


Joe - 07/11/98 02:01:34
My Email:jldjoe@prodigy.net
City: South Park
Weapon of choice: Golf
Comments:


Liz Snyder - 07/05/98 16:27:41
My Email:SukiSlim@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: Lacrosse Stick
Sex: Female
Dream car: Dodge Viper
Quote: Umm... Look out for the Moose!!!
Comments:
Hi! Remember me? If you don't then something must be wrong. So what has happened in the 2 days since I've seen you last? How is project Toejam coming along? He already called me... Aghhh!!! I have no idea if the above information is right, so don't tr st it. I signed on in my brothers name. Make sure you KIT, and always keep me posted on the final standings of the Urine Olympics. Stay cool and give me a call when ever you want to complain about you know who.


Monica Lewinsky - 06/25/98 19:38:22
My URL:http://myurl
My Email:RonOrendi@comedycity.com
City: Moorehead
Weapon of choice: Clinton's winky
Sex: Oral
Dream car: Motorhome with a rotating bed
Quote: Like is looking up, when you're on your knees.
Comments:
Morality is M-Monica Oral(what I'm good at) ITY- Clinton's size Morality.


Monica Lewinsky - 06/25/98 19:38:22
My URL:http://myurl
My Email:RonOrendi@comedycity.com
City: Moorehead
Weapon of choice: Clinton's winky
Sex: Oral
Dream car: Motorhome with a rotating bed
Quote: Like is looking up, when you're on your knees.
Comments:
Morality is M-Monica Oral(what I'm good at) ITY- Clinton's size Morality.


Mr. Limpitt - 06/25/98 19:31:52
My URL:http://none
My Email:RonOrendi@comedycity.com
City: Ocean City
Weapon of choice: Swordfish
Sex: Spawning
Dream car: Pacer(looks like an aquarium)
Quote: Morality is just a wet dream!
Comments:
Nice page if your computer is only a 286. Update it already. We want another quote from us up there. You need a Kristi section.


Erin - 06/24/98 13:46:32
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/Delta/8921
City: Elizabeth
Weapon of choice: Somebody else
Sex: Girl
Dream car: VW Bug
Quote: "Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines."
Comments:
Hi Chris, I had to put something on, I used to be the only one to sign this. And I had to put some EF stuff amid this TJ stuff. I think that you should put a link to my page on here, since I have a link to your page on my page. Well that's about it.


jason (the other lola) - 06/13/98 03:49:47
My Email:cuzz55@aol.com
City: the armpit of jefferson
Weapon of choice: nail polish
Sex: whats that (i'm deprived)
Dream car: my llama elsie (hey its not a car, but its all i got)
Quote: "I'm tired of drawing circles, I want to draw a line..." ~Low Sunday Ghost Machine
Comments:
well, i'll finally sign this book. i've been here a few times, but never taken the time to praise you. you are wrong if you actually thought i'd praise you, but the site is awesome. by the way, Who Rocks the Casbah??


Sarah K. - 06/11/98 22:45:35
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: fighter jet
Sex: female
Dream car: red convertable
Quote: I want a paper towel
Comments:
Hi Chris! You are my favorite adopted older brother. Can I have a paper towel? (ha ha)


Caitlin - 06/10/98 16:53:44
City: Take a wild guess
Weapon of choice: fangs
Sex: n/a
Dream car: starfleet shuttle
Quote: Don't worry-Be :)
Comments:
i like the martian sunset crew and applesauce and baby carrots rock the casbah


Ginger Spice - 06/10/98 15:14:11
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: block of wood
Sex: female
Dream car: Jeep
Quote: "Crew Rocks the Casbah"
Comments:
HI!!Will you please cheer up?? BE Happy. I'm graduating. Have fun working aat the golf course. Ocean City is soon. Bye, Snickers


your fav. techie - 06/09/98 19:50:54
City: take a wild guess
Weapon of choice: stealth bomber
Sex: female
Dream car: Mustang convertable
Quote: Who rox the casbah?
Comments:
I finally got to your website!! Be proud of me. We need to rid your life of complications!


your Snickers - 05/25/98 00:04:09
City: your house
Weapon of choice: Finger
Sex: Female
Dream car: Garbage truck
Quote: Crew Rocks the Casbah
Comments:
Well this is probably going to be difficult. My comment is : 1) Lather ,rinse repeat. 2) Never stick gum in a keyhole 3)Garbage trucks and Kinko's aren't a good combination.


Erin - 05/03/98 22:04:13
City: Elizabeth
Sex: Female
Dream car: 1998 VW Beetle
Quote: "Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat." - Despo
Comments:
Chris, I don't know what to say, you revised!!! Hey, listen, if you get a chance email me at ( you should know, but I'll email you so that you have it), or call me. You're not gonna believe what I was talked into.


Jessica - 04/19/98 02:23:35
City: Elizabeth
Weapon of choice: None
Sex: Female
Dream car: Ford Expedition
Quote: chris is the coolest person TJ has ever known
Comments:
hi Chris. This is Jessica Erin's little sister. Your page is neat. I just wanted to sign your guestbook. Bye


Erin - 04/06/98 19:21:59
City: ELizabeth
Weapon of choice: There's too much violence in the world today
Sex: Female
Dream car: Gold Pontiac Grand Prix (for reasons unknown to other people)
Quote: Keep smilling the boss loves idiots
Comments:
DAMN YANKEE!!!!!!!!!Great page and the revisions make it even better! The musical was great, but Bye Bye Birdie's (put on by Elizabeth Forward High School) orchestra blew you guys so far out of the water. But then again at least your stage crew knew what hey were doing.


Erin - 03/20/98 21:52:48
City: ELizabeth, Pa
Weapon of choice: .22 calbre
Sex: Female
Dream car: 1969 VW Bug
Quote: Do unto others before they d it to you
Comments:
Chris, don't you ever revise your site???????? At least change the quote. And always remember our ski trip, Mr. Holland's Opus, The Angry Beavers, funny hats make you ski better, Aliens Invade Earth, and apple juice rules all beverages!!!!!


Shauna - 03/18/98 20:12:32
City: Kiowa, ok
Weapon of choice: 2 by 4
Sex: yes please
Dream car: '77 Chevelle
Quote: mortality is just a dream
Comments:
HI, Great page man. Right now I am at school and the bell just rang so gotta jet to Phisiology!!!!


Shauna - 03/18/98 20:09:53
City: Kiowa, ok
Weapon of choice: 2 by 4
Sex: yes please
Dream car: '77 Chevelle
Quote: mortality is just a dream
Comments:
HI, Great page man. Right now I am at school and the bell just rang so gotta jet to Phisiology!!!!


j - 02/27/98 03:59:09
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/motherload/graphics.html
My Email:diewolfe@aol.com
Weapon of choice: cat-o-nine-tails
Sex: this is where the cat-o-nine-tails comes in handy
Dream car: dolorian, of course
Quote: sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft
Comments:
cool site chris, but geez, last updated on NOVEMBER? that's more than i can say for my site though. ok, see you later. oh, by the way, your guestbook looks like a friggun' message board, hee hee. :]


Erin - 02/07/98 20:41:53
City: Elizabeth,Pa
Weapon of choice: Ski Poles
Sex: Female
Dream car: VW Beetle
Quote: "Aliens land, angry beavers attack, then the world was saved by Mr.Holland's Opus"
Comments:
Chris haven't talked to you for a while, working hard I guess. Call me if you read this before Christmas.


Erin - 12/29/97 01:45:36
City: Elizabeth,Pa
Sex: Female
Dream car: Viper
Quote: "All you need is love"--John Lennon
Comments:
Hi Chris, me again. Look I got my cuz Josh to sign your guestbook, now maybe you'll put up one of my increadibly great quotes. Remember, January 18, Seven Springs.


Josh Ramsey - 12/27/97 02:55:04
City: Clairton
Weapon of choice: ball and chain
Sex: male
Dream car: viper
Quote: "My cousin Erin is the greatest cousin in the world"
Comments:
I don't know who you are but I go to your school and I'm Erin's cousin.


kristen ballantine - 12/26/97 00:44:16
My Email:ballant1683@duq.edu
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: AK 47
Sex: female
Dream car: porshe 911 turbo
Comments:


snickers - 12/25/97 02:03:15
Comments:
make a website all about me!!!!! PLEASE!!


snickers - 12/25/97 02:01:13
City: my couch
Weapon of choice: finger on neck
Sex: a girl-what else would I be
Dream car: your car
Quote: have a nice day
Comments:
Hello Christopher- this is the best website that I have seen that comes from a spoiled little rich kid. Just kidding about the little rich kid part. Got any apple juice? You will always be my states boyfriend HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!! Bye Honey- See, I used a term of endearment and I wasn't even mean. Kerrie (your Snickers)


- 12/25/97 01:46:11
Comments:
Hello my dearest Christopher have a nice day, Snickers


Erin Ramsey - 12/16/97 22:04:38
City: Elizabeth,Pa
Weapon of choice: My fists
Sex: Female
Dream car: Dodge Viper
Quote: Seeing my blind spots is a contradiction in terms. I need friends for that.
Comments:
Hi everybody! I can't believe Chris has his own website. Well actually I can, but I just wanted to take up space. A few things to remember....The Beatles rule the world, and John Lennon's death was a major trajedy. And finally the Elizabeth Forward High S hool Jazz Band rule the state of Pennsylvania!!!!


Shane - 12/14/97 20:08:16
My Email:Kidkick11
City: pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: uzi
Sex: no thanks
Dream car: lamborghini
Quote: winners never cheat and cheaters always win
Comments:


Erin - 12/12/97 01:03:01
City: Elizabeth, Pa
Weapon of choice: .22 calibre shotgun
Sex: yes please
Dream car: Pontiac Sunfire
Quote: I can't know what I don't know until I know it....but I want to!
Comments:
Chris Werner is the coolest person I know. I mean he has his own web site, has really cool stuff on it, and he is the copy editor of his school yearbook. I can't believe that I didn't know he had a website til today. I wish everybody was as cool as Chris, then the world would be a much better place.


Aaron Kish - 10/01/97 21:05:25
City: Clariton
Weapon of choice: F-16 (fighting falcon)
Sex: Male
Dream car: Ford GT-90
Quote: "I don't know"
Comments:
Nice page!! why did you ask for wweapon of choice or dream car


Aaron Kish - 10/01/97 21:03:39
City: Clariton
Weapon of choice: F-16 (fighting falcon
Comments:


Kristi Orendi - 09/12/97 02:07:57
My Email:rorendi2@ix.netcom.com
City: Large, PA
Weapon of choice: Mildred's piercing gun
Sex: Abstaining
Dream car: Lime Green, orange or Purple Punch Buggy
Quote: It ain't over until everyone else smells it!
Comments:
Can I take these stupid glasses off now? Mildred in 3 D ... how exotic! If I use the glasses on the Chez Anthony page, will his meat look 3 D=>? Is Ellen DeGeneres a thespian? Change your home page background, its too tooty fruity! I scanned the Mars surface but couldn't find Marvin the Martian. Was he zapped off the planet with an XL47325Z Super Radar Gun? I wore the glasses into the bathroom and the toilet paper roll still looked empty!


Shane Witt - 09/09/97 20:25:36
Weapon of choice: rabbit's ear
Sex: yes, please
Dream car: Lamborghini
Quote: Dog's snot tastes good!
Comments:
This was the awesomest site that I have ever seen!


Carol Witt - 09/09/97 20:10:49
Sex: Female
Dream car: Jaguar
Quote: Don't worry ... be happy
Comments:
great web site


Christopher Werner - 08/31/97 22:56:43
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Marina/8801
My Email:Werner8000@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: Roll of toilet paper
Sex: MALE
Dream car: 1987 Ford Ranger (trailer park blue)
Quote: Hey - - - What's your name?
Comments:
Ignore this entry. It is just a test. But since I am here and you are going to ignore this I can ramble on about how awe some this site is and how incredible the webmaster is. He is the greatest person in the whole world. You should e-mail him.
Little Steve - 08/30/97 22:38:47
My Email:minnie41@bellatlantic.net
City: pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: pen
Sex: male
Dream car: corvette
Quote: hi big chris
Comments:
your the best



Kelly Struble - 08/10/97 21:49:33
My URL:I don't think I have one.
My Email:ketra8@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: cotton ball
Sex: female
Dream car: Volkswagon beetle
Quote: La La La
Comments:
I only love you for your webpage. =)


Chris Werner - 08/09/97 01:35:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org
My Email:Werner8000@aol.com
City: Pittsburgh
Weapon of choice: Light Bulb
Sex: Male
Dream car: 7-color Volkswagon Golf
Quote: Old food never dies! It just goes BAD!!
Comments:
This is the greatest website that I have ever seen.


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