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So Hello, are you enjoying my homepage? Good, good, jsut before we start this great history of me, i'd just like to point out that if there is a photo above, then it is one of me, if there isn't then it means i haven't been bothered upload one yet.
So who is Bob?
Well i am not Bob, although Bob is me, errm some friends call me pete, but i'm not pete either. If you've met me in Leeds Nightclub, then you would think i am a Dennis, a Bernard, a Malcolm or a Derek, but i'm not any of these either. Understand? So who am i then? Well i'll tell you, my name is Andrew Gardner.
THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF ANDREW GARDNER
It all started at The Vinery Hotel, in Hinckley, Leicestershire, where my mom and my dad, first, shall we say, laid a template for me. 9 months later i was born in The George Elliot Hospital, Nuneaton, Warwickshire. The date was July 29th 1978, the weather was sunny with a light south westerly wind, how unfortunate that I was born with a little bit of wind. So anyway lets not dwell on things too much, errm very quickly between 1978 and 1987 i lived in South Leicestershire, between 1987 and 1992 i lived in Peterborough. Today i live in Solihull, West Midlands.
What Does Bob Do?
Well quite simply Bob, chats on bianca
What Does Pete Do?
Well Pete goes out, he drinks far too much in the SU bar, then goes of to a club, where he makes a fool of himself, then walks home with a traffic cone, gets back smokes (nudge nudge wink wink) orders a luckys meat feast pizza, eats it, then goes to bed at about 4am, wakes up the next morning with a headache, then pukes up in the toilet.
What Does Andrew Do?
Good question, he does a Ba(hons) degree into Leisure Studies at Leeds Metropolitan university. errm thats all he does really
What About Bernard, Malcom etc. etc.
Well, when Pete makes a fool of himself in a Nightclub, he inevitably meets a female, to whom he quotes his name as the first thing that comes into his head i.e Bernard or Malcolm.
Thats all Now I'm Bored
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