(970424 12:09:15) Gemini Rising posted :
Time for a new posting site again, the other
one was becoming really long :))
(970424 12:44:26) Gemini posted :
The last Girl's Talk site
can be viewed if required, under the Links section in Milady's
(970424 16:23:30) Lady Chatterley posted :
Hi there GR......nice to find you again.....*blows him a kiss for she
is first in here right behind GR*
(970424 16:26:47) posted :
*slowly runs her tongue along her lips as an invitation to GR to taste
them and her* She beckons him to come closer and sample and plunder her.........*wiggles
her little finger at him and smiles most seductively*
(970424 18:34:33) Gemini posted :
*Smiles* and *waves* to the Girls .. 'Glad you
found the new site and are still as frisky as ever' *lol* GR
(970424 18:37:20) Maczet posted :
.. Looks at the time difference .. hmmmm .. 2
hours .. :)) Kick starts his Harley Varroooom!!
(970424 19:15:42) Lady Chatterley posted :
*waves to GR* hi there cutey......see ya later....
(970424 19:53:20) posted :
With a heavy heart
she sees the light
and heads toward it
but feels the door
shutting in her face
a huge draft has claimed
her heart
she is chilled to the bone
with sadness to fill her
lonely night
she exits and cries to sleep
knowing she loved fair and true
and will always wonder
if it was returned in full as well.
Love so glorious that it filled her life
felt alive and loved
knew contentment and trust
respect and awe
Feels only loneliness
and despair here
only has wishes and empty
dreams now
She knew the danger of giving her love
but took the risk and
may well have lost
but time will tell her
all she needs to know
He is special and always will be
He is kind, loving, true
fair and sexy
Oh how she misses him
and years nor his laughter again
(970424 20:11:28) Gemini posted :
.. Looks at this poem .. hmmm .. a little sad
but nice all the same .. comes from the heart .. *Thanks and Hugs* .. Looks
at his SA watch .. 5am!! Time to head back to bed, another long day ahead
*waves to all* G'nite :))
(970424 22:53:48) Shadowette posted :
~~waves~~ g'nite..much tired and sore...barely walking Shad moves over
to her bed in search of a cuddlling partner..oh please massage this foot
long scar up my back......Shad needs body heat!
Back to normal next week.....I sure hope!
(970425 05:07:18) Gemini posted :
G'nite Shad .. takes out a bottle of Wintergreen
and rubs it into Shad's back while she is sleeping .. hmmm .. back to normal
next week? Yeah hopefully babe, enjoy your move. *Hugs*
(970425 06:15:29) posted :
*waves goodbye to all her new friends* was nice meeting you all.....*POOF*
(970425 06:16:37) Dreamluv posted :
Good morning everyone! Hey GR, how about rubbing me all over, maybe
that will help get me back to normal. *LOL*
(970425 06:26:57) Gemini posted :
.. Rubs Dreamluv's back .. sitting here with
a flipping smoke in my hand after 1 whole month .. aah well i suppose 1
in a month is not too bad .. cheers to the waver .. maybe I will take a
holiday here too .. cheers all .. was fun .. enough and enough already
*waves as well* Ciao *lol* GR
(970425 09:00:27) Gemini posted :
Rubs Lady Chatterley all over her body as well
with a sweet smelling love potion type of oil and hopes she will return
to normal quite soon as well. Looks at all these gorgeous Ladies with the
oil glistening all over their bodies and thinks that they are Simply the
Best *smiles*
(970425 14:59:08) Gemini Rising posted :
We have a saying in South Africa : Jawellnofine
.. translation? hmmm Yes, well No, fine. This has been fine but it is very
expensive for me to keep up. So Girls *Thanks and Hugs* .. feel free to
chat here for as long as you like. If any of you wish to get hold of me,
you all know my email address, also on Pow or ICQ .. it has been great
and fun and I have made a lot of friends here, but feel I want to spend
more time in the Chat rooms, meeting new people on the Net. Maybe I will
look in from time to time, but the way I feel right now .. this is it ..
Was great .. See ya *SMILES AND WAVES* *HUGS AND MUSHKAS* *lol* GR
(970425 19:24:20) Shadowette posted :
Huh?????
(970425 20:59:35) Dreamluv posted :
GR?????
(970426 00:30:17) Shadowette posted :
Shad looks aroung in amazement...oh please, lets not fall apart now...GR,
big explanations coming yer way hon..Shad thinks it's from all of us here..email
me GR
(970426 06:22:36) Dreamluv posted :
GR I emailed you. Talk to me babe!
(970426 13:51:28) Wendy :) posted :
Hello?
(970426 13:55:35) Wendy :) posted :
Hmmmmmm Theres never anyone here when I drop in..Oh see yins all later..
(970427 01:18:55) Gemini posted :
.. Hey! the hell with the telephone a/c .. enjoy
my friends much more and miss em too much .. *Pulls down his shorts, leans
forward and waves his ass at the Telephone Department* .. wonders if any
of the Girls would care to join him?? hahahahah .. would love to see their
shapely butts again .. oooohweee!! .. :)) *lol* GR
(970427 09:09:03) Dreamluv posted :
Glad you're back! Hey GR...love that cute ass babe!!! *lifts her skirt,
pulls down her panties, leans forward and waves her ass at the Telephone
Department too* *LOL* Love ya babe!
(970427 10:23:06) Gemini posted :
*Hugs Dreamluv passionately* *lol* I knew I could
count on you babe *Sloppy Kisses* Hate this flipping Telephone Department
.. hmmm don't worry about pulling those up just yet sweety, I love the
view from up here on my boat *Evil grins* *POHCA* *lol* .. Love you too
babe, you are just as bad as me .. hahahaha - I luv it to bits .. *Big
Smiles* ..GR
(970427 10:30:31) Gemini posted :
10 minutes later and still laughing my ass off
*Hugs Dreamluv again* :))
(970427 10:57:15) Dreamluv posted :
Mmmmm...I'm in no hurry to pull them up babe *would love to join you
there on your boat...* *evil grin*
(970427 13:04:57) Maczet posted :
.. Nudges Sabre to come and have a look at Dreamluv's
gorgeous derriere *lol*
(970427 13:33:33) Wendy posted :
Is anyone here today?
(970427 13:35:06) Wendy posted :
Is Maczet still here ?
(970427 13:54:52) Wendy posted :
I a'm back!
(970427 14:33:58) Gemini posted :
Hi Wendy .. this is for postings babe .. can't really chat in here
.. page me on Pow or ICQ, will explain it to you *Hugs*
(970427 14:41:25) Gemini posted :
it is sorta like a message board .. you make
a posting and leave a message on it .. then when the next person comes
along they see it and reply to it or add to it .. it might be 5 hours later
though .. but it gets through all the same *Hugs and Mushkas*
(970427 14:46:25) Maczet posted :
Wonders if Wendy was after a ride with him on
his Harley .. or just after his body?? *lol* *smiles at Wendy and Waves
to her*
(970427 16:33:15) Wendy posted :
Hello Mr Gemini!
(970427 16:34:39) Wendy posted :
smiles at Maczet yes i ride your harley!
(970427 22:12:00) Gemini posted :
*Waves* to Wendy .. 'Hi Babe' .. checks out her
cute butt and wonders why she is not waving it at the Telephone Department?
*Shrugs and smiles*
(970427 22:21:05) Maczet posted :
'Hop on sweety!' Revs up ..
Varooom!! .. Feels Wendy pressing her
body close up against his, .. heads off to the Hills .. Ppoooff!!!
.. Feels Wendy holding on for dear
life, feels his built in compass pointing to the fields instead *lol*
(970427 23:59:48) Sabre posted :
.. Pulls out his HARLEY, looks at it and wonders
if anyone would like to ride HIS one? heheheheh *lol*
(970428 03:18:12) Sabre posted :
.. Warms it up a little .. just in case .. *EG's*
(970428 04:11:18) Gemini Rising posted :
.. waits patiently .. *sighs* .. :))
(970428 06:30:06) Lady Chatterley posted :
Hey I heard you are giving rides on that thing...*points to his bike*
I would like one if you will ride with me and only in your skivvies.....*evil
grin*
(970428 08:04:11) Dreamluv posted :
Mmmmm...I would LOVE a ride on that thing darling...*seductive smile*
(970428 10:30:06) Gemini posted :
*Smiles at Lady Chatterley but Scratches his
head* .. Methinks Gemini needs some more education from the Girls here
.. 'Skivvies'??? ummmm ... Over here that means someone who does all the
work for you .. *lol* .. Well babe, I would rather do this myself ... hehehehe
..or else just jump on my Harley, and we will let the road bumps do all
the work *EG's*
(970428 10:58:15) Sabre posted :
Leans back with a most contented smile as Dreamluv
mounts his Harley which by now IS raring to go. Zoom pipes crackling and
spluttering .. Dreamluv wriggles about a little to get comfortable, as
this is one of those 'Brutus' Humungous Harleys, very large and 'very hairy'
.. which means that they give you the ride of your life and will scare
the living shizen out of you *lol* They start moving together in unison
.. Dreamluv feels the power of this thing throbbing between her legs and
'shivers' with excitement .. holds on for all she is worth. She is about
to embark upon the ride of all rides .. She closes her eyes as she experiences
the ecstasy and the passion of this undulating pulsating monster which
she has mounted. Vibrations fill her senses, rolling, bumping, rocking,
jerking, jumping .. a deep throated roar eminates from the Harley. This
changes to a high pitched tortured scream as Sabre revs her to hitherto
unbeknown heights ... aaah the splendour and the passion of it all .. hmmmmm
.. Sabre recalls the Harley slogan : LET
THE MEEK INHERIT THE EARTH .. we just want the Highways *lol*
(970428 11:06:06) Lady Chatterley posted :
over here GR, that means your briefs, darlin. I prefer the all together
myself, but briefs work just as well. *slides on behind GR and presses
close to his body and let him feel hers from the top of her breast, I mean
chest to the warmth between her legs.....and wraps her arms around him
and holds on as he takes off * *BEG's*
(970428 14:27:04) Wendy posted :
Waiting for Gemini to give her a ride on his bike ..Like he said he
would..
(970428 14:31:54) Wendy posted :
I will take both if i can Maczets body and a ride on his harley ...
(970428 21:18:23) Shadowette posted :
Shad waves g'nite..and points to all her all her moving casualities...see
ya all soon...g'nite
(970428 22:11:54) Gemini posted :
... Feels her softness and warmth as she mounts
his Harley ... feels the excitement rising as they move together, faster
and faster, feeling the smoothness blending in with the roughness, adrenilin
pumping furiously in harmony with his piston, juices flowing, minds blowing,
hearts knowing ... that this is life's ultimate pleasure ... secure in
the knowledge that they will without doubt be arriving simultaneously in
a cacophonous blend of sound, heat and pleasure, at their chosen destination
...
(970428 22:17:53) Gemini posted :
.. Hugs Shadowette .. sorry about your moving
casualties babe .. hope you are settled in soon .. 'Missed ya' .. rather
'cum and be moved' on my Harley *lol* GR
(970428 22:54:41) Dreamluv posted :
Hi Shad, sorry about your moving casualties. You better take GR up
on his offer of a ride on his Harley luv. You don't know what you are missing!
;-) *LOL*
(970429 05:32:15) Gemini posted :
.. Thinks how terrific this is .. here we all
are, situated at different points around the world, and yet we are able
to 'come together' in here .. *lol GR* .. Oops, did I use some bad grammar
there? ummm .. 'Meat together' in here then? .. hahaha .. Our favorite
'Meating Place' *Evil Smirks*
(970429 05:39:43) Lady Chatterley posted :
Wonders what is on GR's mind today....as if she could not figure it
out real quick. *winks at him and hugs him for good measure* Meat and cumming
together.....*grins* LOLA
(970429 22:34:26) Gemini posted :
hmmmm .. Meat huh? .. Gives all these lovely
Girls some genuine South African Boerewors to masticate with, get their
juices flowing a little. Hopes that the delights of tasting this sausage
for the very first time will result in some splendid gastronomical orgasms
*Smiles* *lol GR*
(970430 06:05:47) From Ava with Love
posted :
This here is the Redneck's Guide to Computer
Lingo
LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
MONITOR: Keepin an eye on that woodstove
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood ofn the truk
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
farwood
RAM: That thar thang whut splits th farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in th winter taim
PROMPT: Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season
BYTE: Whut them dang flys do
CHIP: Muchies fer th TV
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in th munchie bag
INFRARED: Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em
MODEM: Whatca did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Ol Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Whur th kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang th dang keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs
MOUSE: What eats th grain in th barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up th barn ruf
PORT: Fancy Flatlander Wine
ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS
MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new
rifle when =yore wife asks.
Subject: Who Needs A Subject Line Anyway!
To My Dear Wife,
During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 12 times. The following list is why I didn't succeed often.
1. The sheets are clean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .54 times
2. It is too late. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17 times
3. Too tired from shopping all day. . . . . . . . . . 49 times
4. It is too early. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 times
5. It is too hot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 times
6. Pretending to be asleep. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 times
7. The neighbors will hear us. . . . . . . . . . . . .3 times
8. Headache. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22 itmes
9. Sunburn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 times
10. Your Mother will hear us. . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 times
11. Not in the mood. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 times
12. You will wake the baby. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . 17 times
13. Watching the late show. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . 6 times
14. New Hairdo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 times
15. Too sore. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 times
16. Wrong time of month. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .36 times
17. Have to get up early. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 times
Of the 12 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because
2 times you just laid there, 4 times you reminded me that there was a
crack in the ceiling, 3 times you told me to hurry up and get it over
with, 2 times I had to wake you up to tell you that I had finished, and
once I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
To My Dear Husband,
I think that you have gotten things a little confused. Here are the real
reasons you did not get it more often than you did.
1. Came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat. . . . . . 15 times
2. Did not come home at all. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .36 times
3. Did not come. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21 times
4. Came too soon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 times
5. Went soft before you got it in. . . . . . . . . . . .33 times
6. Toes cramped. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 times
7. Working too late. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38 times
8. Have to get up early to play golf. . . . . . . . . . 29 times
9. Had a fight and someone kicked you in the balls. . . 2 times
10. Caught Herman in your zipper. . . . . . . . . . . . .4 times
11. Caught a cold and your nose kept running. . . . . . .3 times
12. Burned your tongue on hot coffee. . . . . . . . . . .3 times
13. You had a splinter in your finger. . . . . . . . . . 2 times
14. Came in your PJ's while reading a dirty book. . . . .16 times
15. Watching football on TV. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 times
16. Hemorrhoids flared up. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 times
Of the times we did get together, the reason I laid still was because
you were fucking the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the
ceiling. What I said was, would you prefer me on my back or kneeling.
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to
breathe!!
(970430 06:10:46) From Ava with Love
posted :
SEX SIGNS:
Aries women:
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you
know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete
control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent,
loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's
facial fuzz.
Aries men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know
what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready -
he
will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd
better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it
rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where
no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees
leaning forward.
Taurus women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the
book.
Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you
are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a
need
for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer,
Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes,
one
by one. You also like biting. hmmmm!
Taurus men:
He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner's
feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic
unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to
for
long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier!
His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Gemini women:
Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior because
you
never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a
lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a
partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is
looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic
and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him!
Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favorite
gadget: the vibrator.
Gemini men:
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any
partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right
responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time
with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned
with
satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of
lovemaking that are often neglected by other men.
He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone:
move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.
Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover for you
are
capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor
that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance.
On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favorite
position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex
mates:
Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual
pleasure!
Cancer men:
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need
for
constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain.
Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the
bad; likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral
manipulation!
You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is
arriving.
Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets!
Intensely responsive and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove
it.
Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up
and
admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra, Scorpio,
Sagittarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and
panties!
Leo men:
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember
about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great
appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and
oral
sex is okay only when he is on the receiving end. He likes a woman to show
how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his
back is particularly vulnerable.
Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying
its
importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to
the
point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a
little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You
become
an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless
a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.
Virgo men:
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better
be
prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush.
He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will
key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is
a
hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed
with pornography. Erogenous zone: his
buttocks.
Libra women:
Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and
an
instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and
admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached
the
right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control
of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio,
Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are
exposed.
Libra men:
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has
a
definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the
patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long
hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds
her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks,
especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
Scorpio women:
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists
of
more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect
lady
in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control
of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man
maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested
in
someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates:
Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body
oils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators.
Scorpio men:
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral
sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides
of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood
tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his
genitalia.
Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on
the
beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and
want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner
to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man comes too
quickly
- you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo,
Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories -
gloves and shoes!
Sagittarius men:
Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly,
but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic
massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and
when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect!
Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he likes to look at a woman's calves
and thighs, and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings.
Capricorn women:
Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not
interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to
dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please
yourself.
Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as
the
prize and you can depend on getting there more than once.
Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and
Pisces.
Capricorn men:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is
a
schemer, not a screamer!). Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and
he
expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina
of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you
are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower
back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.
Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with tenderness. Once
aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new
things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that
anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile.
Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.
Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water.
Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay
before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine
is
started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always
see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very
happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally.
Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going.
Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to
be
denied!
Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right
ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism.
If
his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You
seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite places: in a
waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.
Pisces men:
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift
response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers
a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair. He likes
to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure
and
release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.
Love them Ava *Hugs* .. wondering who is what
here??? :)) .. 'fess up Girls *lol* GR
(970430 08:30:09) Dreamluv posted :
Love those Ava, keep 'em cumming girl! ;-) I'm a Pisces...personally
I prefer Gemini men! Hi GR babe! *LOL*
(970430 10:11:02) Shadowette posted :
Well howdy gang!!
Sorry for not being around..but Shad is disgusted beyond belief the past
2 days. May not be around for a while longer, I HAVE NO FLIPPIN PHONE (not
the word I was really using), and no telling when I will have one at the
new place, found out yesterday...there is no damn lines going to it :(
they did however tell me yesterday that I could have a phone maybe by last
night, maybe today, or maybe it will be 30 days (aren't they considerate)!
As of now, I am sitting in the old house, after making them hook the phone
back up here, with an extension cord running to my neighbors, sitting at
the kitchen counter on a flippin barstool, I just can't believe this. I
have to be out of here tomorrow...and will let you know when I get a phone.
Will miss you all!!!
(970430 10:14:09) Shadowette posted :
Love those great postings from Ava....gave me something to laugh about,
too funny!!!
Shad is a Gemini...her preference in men? Hmmmmm...does all of em count??
Well all of em except the hubby!!!!
(970430 10:16:34) Shadowette posted :
Well gang...I'm outta here for now...must spend money to make myself
feel better, will be back tonight to post again for the last time until
whenever...then I'll be off and chatting my last night away in the hottub....
Shad waves g'bye as she runs out the door, verbally abusing the phone company!!!!
Later!!
(970430 11:56:09) Gemini posted :
..
GR *smiles* as he watches Shadowette drive off to the Phone Company, park
on their grass, pull down her jeans and wave her ass at them ... hahahaha
.. *lol* .. 'Bravo Shad* .. welcome to the club, Dreamluv and I did that
to them the other day too .. *HUGS* .. here's lookin at you babe :))
(970430 12:10:44) posted :
.. Hurry back sweety .. we will miss ya while
you are away from us .. effing phone companies!!! I hate em with a passion
doll! Sees that Shad is also one .. hehehehe .. *Evil Grins* .. another
Gemini huh? Well, don't forget that favorite gadget of yours that they
were talking about while you are gone babe *Hugs and Kisses* .. Sure do
hope it is just a day or two and not 30 days!!! You will have to find an
Internet Cafe' like I did when I was down in Durban .. can't go for that
long without you love!!
(970430 12:23:26) Maczet posted
:
.. Hauls out his telescope .. hmmm .. 'Great
ass Shad! See you later' *smiles*
(970430 15:29:55) Gemini posted :
.. Decides to take a peek at Shadowette (relaxing?)
in the #hottub :))
... hmmm nice and cozy Shad,
when does the top come off? *smiles*
(970430 16:13:35) Gemini posted :
.. Sees that Dreamluv as a Pisces should really enjoy the #hottub too,
or else a waterbed .. hmmmm .. wonders how those 38 specials would float
in the water? .. Oooooh!! Naughty, naughty GR! remember the watchdogs *lol*
(970430 16:15:49) Shadowette posted :
Hahah...yer just to cute Gemini!!!
Shad is truly amazed at her mooner......not damn bad there Shad!!
Just spending my next to the last day checking in and out....~~'s till
later tonight.
(970430 16:24:42) Gemini posted :
.. Feel like a swim babe?? .. *Points at her*
*lol* GR
(970430 18:39:56) Dreamluv posted :
Mmmmm...love hottubs babe. I am a Pisces, after all, born for the water.
And these 38 specials look great with the water lightly touching their
tips. Care to join me GR? *sensous smile*
(970430 23:01:26) Shadowette posted :
Shad waves g'nite to all, with tears in her eyes...will make her last
posting tomorrow..till whoever knows when....just know I will miss you...just
in case I'm too drunk to know what I'm doing or saying tonight...and I
am. Love ya all!!!
(970430 23:02:20) Shadowette posted :
~~~~~~~'s
(970430 23:08:43) Gemini posted :
Dives in after Dreamluv .. Sploosh!!
.. Opens his eyes as he slowly starts to ascend towards the surface ..
sees the shimmering light reflecting against the shapely curves of Mt's
Etna and Vesuvias .. admires the beauty of their zeniths, the acme and
peak of perfection ... breaks through at the surface, gasping for more
*smiles* GR
(970430 23:20:07) Gemini posted :
.. Love you too Shadowette .. *Big Hugs* .. I
see we cross posted twice in one day today *smiles* .. must be the Gemini
in us cumming out babe .. pinches her cute ass as she heads off to bed
.. 'Nite luv, lekker slaap' .. *cuddles* :))
(970501 01:03:16) Gemini posted :
SHAD, just wanted
you to know that I tried to download Global Chat to come and join you in
the #hottub for your last chat there, but had to give up in despair babe
.. 3 hours to download 26% is a tad slow :(( .. will have to find a better
time to try this again *smiles and waves* as he borrows Maczet's telescope
and watches Shad wriggling out of her jeans and into her silky green number
.. hmmm .. Coooooool chic *smiles*
(970501 01:51:13) Gemini Rising posted :
Girls, on a more down to earth note for a while,
please make an effort to visit this site if you can, it is well worth while,
particularly the section on the Vervet Monkeys of South Africa .. Alma
du Toit's Page .. well done Alma, keep up the good work .. *Warm hugs
and Greetings from us all* GR
(970501 04:57:30) From Ava with Love
posted :
The Sex Doctor
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their
sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not
help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough
physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded,
"Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.
"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy
some
grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir,
roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's
love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard
and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room,
toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole.
Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the
good
doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case
unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams
and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not
take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be.
I
cannot help.
"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends
the
Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from
the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..."
I think the Greens have a problem....*LOL*
Always,
A
(970501 05:06:21) Gemini posted :
*LOL* Ava .. *Hugs, thanks and Mushkas* .. methinks
their names should be Mr Green and Mrs Over-ripe *EG's*
(970501 06:05:53) posted :
*giggles* I think that might be appropriate...*BEG* *hugs* See ya later....*points
to him and whisper STB*
(970501 09:41:21) Maczet posted :
..
don't be thrown by the content doll .. it is all tongue in cheek .. we
are all quite harmless really *Gives her his best innocent smile* .. please
feel free to make postings in here .. there are a lot of nice people in
here too *lol* *Smiles and Waves*
(970501 09:45:22) Gemini posted :
*Smiles at .. Mystica
.. .. the content changes from day to day
as well luv, all depends on what we've been up to *lol* GR
(970501 11:27:41) Gemini posted :
*Magnum Hugs* for ..
Wendy .. Congratulations on getting
your licence (Oops! Thinks they spell that 'license' in the US?).. Hope
to see you zooming in here in your new Mustang one of these days doll *lol*
GR
(970501 11:53:56) Shadowette posted :
~~~ coming in the door.....
Been on the phone all morning talking with a supervisor! Will have a phone
NO LATER THAN TOMORROW!!!! Woo hoo.....the power of a desperate woman afraid
of withdrawals!!!
~~~ walking out the door.... :)
(970501 11:57:27) nikki posted :
hi all , can i join in?????
(970501 14:38:42) Gemini posted :
Hey Shad!! Way to go Girl! Must have been that
sexy butt of yours that did the trick *lol*
(970501 14:48:14) Gemini posted :
..
*Magnum Hugs babe* of course you are welcome to join in .. we are all gonna
do some topless sunbathing on my boat shortly, *lol* .. so take off your
clothes and come lie down on this recliner here while I rub you all over
with some coconut oil .. hehehehe .. *hugs her again* .. This is a posting
site, so feel free to chat about whatever you like, we are all good friends
in here *Smiles at nikki* and watches her as she slowly removes her top
.. hehehehe .. has to hold back Sabre and Manfred the Italian Stallion
and K92 and Maczet .. 'down boys'!! *lol* GR .. *warm welcoming hugs for
nikki* Just kidding babe .. usually we let the Girls leave their tops on
first time they are here *BEG's*
(970501 20:23:23) Dreamluv posted :
Decides to get a head start on the sunbathing. *walks onto the deck
of the boat and lets her robe fall to the floor revealing her body in all
its glory...lies down on a recliner and gazes back at GL, Maczet, Sabre
and the others wondering who wants to rub coconut oil all over her lovely
body* Well I'm waiting boys...*evil grin*
(970501 20:25:30) Dreamluv posted :
GL??? Think I meant GR *LOL*
(970501 22:11:09) Chantilly Lace posted :
*sees the boys gathering around Dreamluv and nods to her* Hey boys!
You have a live one here...get over here and rub her down now....do not
want her to burn on her recovery, do ya? *looks at him and smiles and wiggles
her little finger at him and blows him a kiss on the wings of a butterfly
and it lands softly on his lips* STB......lola
(970501 22:13:18) Lady Chatterley posted :
Oh, I love the signs GR and I am a Capricorn...and all true except
I happen to want lots of foreplay and do like to try new things....wink
(970501 23:37:47) The Guys posted
:
The Guys .. Huddle
around and decide on a quick game of sudden death 'Ching chong chow' to
decide who will get to rubbing .. Dreamluv ..
all over her incredible body with coconut tanning oil. The game is intense
and filled with tension as they play their hearts out, for these truly
are melons of a stature seldom seen in their natural form and possessing
such exquisite natural beauty.
(970502 00:06:46) posted :
A raucous cheer goes up as Manfred .. the Italian Stallion leaps into
the air ..
(970502 00:13:01) Manfred posted :
.. Coconuts swaying in the breeze, body swaying to the strains of soft
Latin American music, Manfred dances slowly towards Dreamluv, muscular
body rippling in the sunlight as he moves slowly towards her ..
(970502 04:37:21) posted :
*giggles at the Guys* Good for you and well done.....*gives Dreamluv
the high sign* Go get'em girl......*points to him and smiles*
(970502 07:22:05) Lady Chatterley posted :
Nice coconuts there darlin. winks at Dreamluv and looks to see where
Maczet went to after that sudden death game was over. *eg*
(970502 08:48:47) From Ava with Love posted
:
******************JOKES*********************
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard when the
little boy sees an earthworm trying to wriggle back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that
hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't.
It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that small hole."
The little boy runs into the house and returns with a can of
hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.
Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the boy
$5, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather returns and hands the
little boy another $5. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already
gave me $5."
The grandfather replies, "I know, that's from your grandmother."
Top Signs of Net Addiction
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
Navigator 1.1 or higher."
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and
your
child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for
the
free Internet access.
7. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start
to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
**************************************************
There is a fine line between fishing and standing
on the shore like and idiot.
*************************************************
.. Nice Ava .. *Hugs her for these contributions which are truly appreciated
.. loved the first one too *lol* :))
(970502 10:15:28) posted :
*smiles* Yes, the first one is the best one....*hugs him and waves bye
with her finger pointed at him*
(970502 11:07:41) Gemini posted :
Well .. have a good day all .. *Smiles and Waves* .. Hears thunder &
looks outside .. Looks like those storms are all over today *smiles*
(970502 16:05:45) posted :
*smiles and thinks he may be right about the storms all over*
(970502 17:40:17) Marsha posted :
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for? She is going to EAT ME!!!!
(970502 18:06:59) Dreamluv posted :
Watches Manfred approach, mesmerized by coconuts swaying in the breeze
and his muscular body rippling, feeling the sun heating her own body *or
is her body heating from the sight of Manfred approaching*... *evil grin*
(970502 19:45:19) Shadowette posted :
Walks in wearing the biggest shit eatin' grin she owns >:)
~~'s go the gang...howdy ho all!!!
GR....ya don't need Global Chat to come to the hottub hon....mIRC works...you
just gotta type the irc addy in :) C'mon up and see me sometime big boy!!!
(970502 22:40:25) Shadowette posted :
Shad waves g'nite to all her internet buds....~~~~!!! Off to dreamland
she goes...the events of the day still on her mind!!
(970502 23:00:07) Gemini posted :
*ROTFLMAO* .. *Hugs Marsha* .. hehehe .. Thanks
babe *peeks sneakily down her blouse as he hugs her* *Evil grins* 'Nice
to see you again love* :))
.. Runs up to Dreamluv and gives her a *Hug*
too .. Way to go babe *Big smiles* .. 'More' he cried!!
.. Loves Shad's shit eatin grin *LOLOLOL*
.. gives her one back *SEG* hehehe .. *Thinks* .. Some cool chic this ..
obviously the Phone Man was sufficiently impressed by her derriere to have
given her a new phone .. hahahaha .. way to go babe!! Hey these chics are
ALL STB!!!!
.. and for anyone who does not know what STB means .. Think of a massive
hit by Tina Turner .. or else think of the best lover you have ever known
*hahahaha* :-o).. Hey Shad .. do you know how to draw any of those cute
Asci pics with the Keyboard characters? You must have learnt a few while
in the #hottub .. speaking of which, when I type in: Join #hottub .. I
get a different hottub where I end up swearing at the people coz they are
so effing rude .. hehehehe .. I asked them if this was where Shadowette
hung out and some imbecile asked me if I thought this was the White pages
.. Well, he definitely picked on the wrong dude there and the air turned
blue for a while *lol* *Still laughing as he recalls this*
MACZET .. sneaks up on Lady Chatterley as
she lays suntanning in her recliner, jumps on her and starts tickling her,
while Sabre holds her down .. hahahaha .. Saw you looking for me babe!
:))
(970502 23:46:08) Rachel posted :
Hi, so what do you girls talk about on this web site? Write Back please!!!!!
(970503 00:43:50) Gemini posted :
*Big
Welcoming Hugs* .. We talk about anything and everything in here doll ..
if you go to the Links in Milady's you will see the previous GIRL'S TALK
posting sites, which date back originally to GIRL'S,
WOMEN, LADIES, tell me you Fantasies .. you
will find a link to this under the first Girls Talk link under 'Operation
Slappin Paxin' .. that's where it all started, as a Girl's Fantasy Site
.. Rachel ..
the sky is the limit and we always welcome new visitors here *Warm Hugs*
*lol* GR
(970503 00:52:59) Gemini posted :
Rachel ..
You can start off by telling us all a little about yourself, if you so
wish, e.g. .. Where you hail from etc .. anything you like sweety, the
only rule here is, that there are 'No Rules' *smiles at her*
(970503 05:37:45) Dreamluv posted :
Hey GR, since there are no rules here, how about a ride on that big
Harley of yours again *evil grin*...couldn't resist that one babe! Love
ya!
(970503 05:46:24) Gemini posted :
Go for it Dreamluv .. waiting to see this ..
*lol* GR
(970503 06:13:56) Lady Chatterley posted :
Yes I was looking for you, but the question is, "Are you looking
for me?"
(970503 06:16:28) posted :
looks in to see how everyone is and waves bye for the day....later..*gives
GR a look of intense need* I still think you are still STB!!!! *points
to him and smiles weakly* bye GR
(970503 11:12:06) Gemini Rising posted :
Strips off and dives into the water to cool off
Splash!! ..
swims around in the balmy waters for a while, *Waves* back to his friends
on the boat, *blows a kiss* and says: 'The water is fantastic Girls, anyone
for a swim?' *smiles back*
(970503 14:23:38) Dreamluv posted :
Gets up off the recliner where she had been enjoying the sun *and other
things* with Manfred, stretches her lovely body, and then dives in the
balmy waters for a swim with GR. *smiling*
(970503 16:06:49) Maczet posted :
.. snuggles up to Lady Chatterley as she enjoys
the sun
.. Licks his chops.. *EG*
(970503 16:22:22) Gemini posted :
Sees Dreamluv stretching her lovely body in the
water .. :))
*Smiles at her* and thanks
her for swimming with him
(970503 16:34:38) Maczet posted :
..
looks across at .. Dreamluv ..and
..Gemini ..and
hopes they are going to behave themselves in here *lol*..
Licks his chops again
(970503 16:56:26) Gemini posted :
..
Sees Chantilly Lace relaxing in her recliner and *Waves to her* 'Come on
in CL, the water's great' *Smiles*
(970503 16:58:47) posted :
.. Wonders if she is going to put her bathing
suit on first? *lol*
(970503 19:09:33) posted :
my my looks like GR is having fun in there alright...suit, why?????
Jumps into the water and swims in under GR and pulls him down to kiss him
under water and wiggles in his arms under there as well.....comes to the
surface and smiles at him and whispers STB. LOLA
(970503 19:12:17) Lady Chatterley posted :
Looks at Maczet and pulls him to her and grabs his full attention and
smiles a knowing smile that invites his imagination to run wild.....Hands
him a bottle and rolls over for him to rub her down from stem to stern......*BEG*
(970504 03:41:48) Lady Chatterley posted :
Morning all, waves as she stretches here.....Have a good one where
you are....
(970504 03:47:06) posted :
floats on the water and feels the water lapping at her body and feels
wonderful and watches all the others here as well and smiles at them, spies
GR busy elsewhere and dives under once more and climbs out and lies on
deck to dry off and soak up some rays to warm up her body, and looks to
see who will rub her down with this and keep her from burning in the sun??????
well guys, who will it be, *BEG* *points to GR and knows he is still in
the water and is busy so who will dare????*
(970504 08:58:12) Gemini posted :
.. Loves these chics too much and invites them
all to his cabin for a drink and a communal oil rubdown *lol* .. watches
their cute butts as they wiggle off to his cabin .. *Waves to the other
guys* and closes the door behind him .. *A Most evil grin crosses his face*
.. *Smiles too* .. Looks down .. uh oooh!! *lol* GR
(970504 09:15:51) Gemini posted :
..Lays back on his water bed ..
.. Closes his eyes and thinks he has died and gone to heaven *BEG's*
(970504 09:37:36) Dreamluv posted :
Notices GR has his eyes closed...wiggles around on the bed to get as
close to him as she can...wants to give him a VERY pleasant surprise *LOL*
(970504 10:28:54) Gemini posted :
*ROTFL* .. no tickling now hey!! :)) *lol*
(970504 14:14:41) Gemini posted :
.. Looks at the above and decides it is time
to change track before this gets out of hand .. hahahaha!! Sheeeesh! wonders
what was in that drink today?? *lol* ummm sorry folks .. just a little
light hearted humour here .. Looks at the pic again and laughs .. well,
we can dream can't we? *lol* GR
(970504 14:20:02) From Ava, with Love
posted :
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
*********************************************************
Snow White informed the seven dwarfs that she was tired and was going to
go upstairs and take a bath and then go to bed.
After saying goodnight, the dwarfs looked at each other with much
anticipation, FINALLY they would be able to see Snow White naked.
They started to sneak upstairs but Snow White turned the hall light on.
Dopey says "What will we do now"? They put there heads together
and
decided they would stand on each others shoulders and the one on top
would report down what he saw.
Doc was the lucky one to on top of the totem pole, so he was waiting,
when all of a sudden he gasps:
"Oh, she's taking her blouse off" the rest proceed to report...
She's taking her blouse off,
She's taking her blouse off,
She's taking her blouse off
Etc.
Then Doc gasps again, "OH, she's taking her skirt off" and they
report
She's taking her skirt off
She's taking her skirt off
She's taking her skirt off
Doc gasps "OHH she's taking her bra off"
She's taking her bra off
She's taking her bra off
She's taking her bra off
Doc whispers "OHhhhh she's taking her panties off"
She's taking her panties off
She's taking her panties off
She's taking her panties off
Doc exclaims "Someone's coming"
Me too
Me too
Me too
AND SECOND ONE
Subject: School
---
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class
that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone
who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.
On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are
in
the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.
The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars
are in
the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny
decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and
get a 3 day weekend.
So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them
black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the
end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's
question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the
ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young
kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts
laughing. The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black
balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill
Cosby,
see ya on Tuesday!"
I hope you enjoy them....at least the kid was thinking here....grin.
Always, A
.. Lovely! *hugs Ava*
(970504 19:22:13) posted :
*thinks GR has a most common and usual male dream of having a harem
of girls at his call and ready....winks and points to him and wonders if
he is going to rub her down or just lie there all night* *EG* taps her
foot in anticipation and wonders who will dare to come close and rub her
down and smooth out the oil to keep her soft and protected from the sunrays.....WELL??????
Which one of you gorgeous fellas is daring enough to come close ......*BEG*
(970504 20:41:33) Gemini posted :
.. GR wakes up with a start, realises he has
fallen asleep and has been dreaming *Shakes his head* .. coz this was Heavenly
indeed *lol* *points at her* .. sees Chantilly Lace tapping her foot and
pointing to her burning skin. A most evil smile crosses his face as he
reaches for the coconut oil, sees that it is empty and knows that it is
time for Manfred, the Italian Stallion to fill it up again. hehehehehe
*Smiles and waves to CL* .. Shrugs his shoulders, and wonders if she would
like to go and help Manfred with his next assigment *lol* .. hmmm, wonders
where he learnt this rule of his concerning postings? Or is he just being
tested here? ... hehehehe *lol* GR
(970504 20:54:13) Gemini posted :
Wonders where Shadowette had been all week-end,
mind you have not seen much of Sabre either, wonders if they are doing
their homework again .. hehehehe .. 'Doh a dear' .. *lol* *Winks and looks
for her*
(970505 04:19:47) Gemini posted :
*Waves* and tells her to start looking for them
*lol* :))
(970505 05:36:03) posted :
*giggles and waves them at him and knows he will climb the walls now
till her gets them* *LOL* Looks at GR, why do I want to help Manfred, I
am quite comfortable right here and points to where she is and smiles sweetly
at GR* any other ideas now???? *BEG* sees her skin turning very pink at
the moment....;))
(970505 08:09:56) Gemini posted :
Finds a full bottle of suntan lotion, walks up
to her and gently rubs the oil into her soft skin. First on her back; then
turns her over to do the interesting parts .. hmmm .. 'so you found them
them huh?' .. removes parts that are in the way and gently rubs the soft
pink parts as well, 'have to take good care of this Lady to make sure she
is in good shape to make it to the Posting Area' .. *lol* .. remembers
the answer to the question: Which two words have the most letters in them?
:)) Well, that would be the Post Office of course .. *lol* GR
(970505 09:31:43) Wendy posted :
knocking at the door....anyone here?
(970505 10:57:03) Gemini posted :
Opens the door and sees ..
Wendy .. *Hugs and squeezes* .. Come
on in doll, we are always up to something in here *lol*
(970505 11:02:06) Gemini posted :
GR decides totry that again .. Opens the door
and sees .. Wendy
.. *Hugs and squeezes* .. Come on in doll, we are always up to something
in here *lol* .. If you feel like suntanning on my boat, feel free, you
know what to do *Smiles at her* .. on the other hand, if you are looking
for Manfred the Italian Stallion, he will be here shortly :))
(970505 12:35:07) posted :
feels his hands rubbing in the lotion and the wonderful feel of the
touch of him on her skin......feels her body responding to his rubbing
and tries very hard to lie still here....this is not easy to do.......*yes
I found them, evil grin now to decide which one or ones?* LOLA
(970506 04:37:31) Lady Chatterley posted :
Good morning everyone.....have a really super day....*waves bye to
all* *lol*
(970506 05:19:36) posted :
feeling sort of hungry here, Hey GR, do you have a grill here to make
something really scrumptious to eat, I will help you make it....*evil grin*
LOLA
(970506 10:57:42) Gemini posted :
.. Hauls out his Portable gas grill, together
with the non-smoking, water fillable grill top, sets it up on the table
on the top deck and bids Chantilly Lace to put her wrds into action here
.. what's on the menu doll? Who wants what here folk? Lacey's cooking,
and I believe she is a pretty mean hand in the kitchen too .. hehehe :))
GR knows the Girls will hate this one .. hehehe
.. is actually for the Guys then *lol* ummmm ..
What is a wife? ..... ???? .... A wife is
a gadget that you screw on the bed at night and it brings you coffee in
bed in the mornings!! Ooooooooweeeee!! Sorry Girls .. not my joke, nor
Ava's neither .. :((((
(970506 17:12:55) posted :
*looks at everyone and pulls out the seafood and bratwurst and adds
some pap and rice and anything else you girls and guys want.....*winks
at GR* bye there GR.....see ya later and will bring the food with me....wink....*points
to him* NO that was not my joke...lola
(970506 21:29:17) Gemini posted :
Sits back and prepares to enjoy this BBQ or BRAAI
as we call it here .. *Smiles at Lacey* .. sees she is already aufait with
a number of SA braai terms *Hugs her tightly for this* .. I take that as
a real compliment .. Nope! that joke was: The Tasteless joke of the week
.. they pop up every now and then. *Smiles and waves*
(970507 05:16:12) posted :
asks GR to start the grill and places the brats and 'wors" on
grill and some hamburgers for the Americans here....*giggle* some seafood
and an ear or two of corn....*licks lips seeing melting butter over corn
kernels* yummmm, asks GR to make sure it does not burn while she goes below
to start the rice and make a potato salad and refreshments......*evil grin*
LOLA
(970507 05:18:53) Lady Chatterley posted :
wow, I am getting hungry with the talk of food here.....when do we
eat.....*lol*
(970507 07:47:04) Gemini posted :
'Hey Brat! Make some room for a REAL sausage'
says thwe Boerewors, GR looks for the Sosaties, hmmmph! can see i am gonna
have to teach these Girls a thing or two about Braais heheheh j/j .. A
sosatie is a SA kebab .. and how about some 'Stywe Pap' stiff porridge
made from Corn? Meal .. we call corn mealies here .. :)) *smiles* looking
forward to this braai with the girls.
(970507 07:56:57) Dreamluv posted :
Mmmmmm....you are all making me very hungry. Of course, I'll have to
sample EVERYTHING...when do we eat? :-)
(970507 08:40:23) posted :
moves over to let GR in to show her more of the SA way of cooking....*whispers
to him " I had not forgotten about the Pap"* hmmmmmm, Sosaties,
that is another new one here GR that you forgot to mention....*EG* Wonders
what else he forgot to mention????? *looks up and smiles at Dreamluv* almost
ready sweety....and have all or anything you want.....if it is not here
we will get it....right GR????? *smiles at GR* STB
(970507 11:07:21) Wendy posted :
Why would I want Manfred ,you and Joe are enought of a man for me ;)
Thanks for the use of your boat,I shall just lye here topless and catch
some rays.
(970507 11:39:42) Gemini posted :
Looks at this and thinks Wendy has been reading
some of the old postings .. hehehe .. Ooooohweee! *Looks around and blushes*
Getting back to the braai now .. Potato salad!!
Licks his chops .. I like mine with chopped gherkins and chopped crispy
bacon in it .. hmmmm .. I also love Greek salads, with Olives, cubed Feta
cheese, lettuce, tomato, thinly sliced onions .. yum! Hey! does anyone
else like grapes or melons in their salads? hehehe .. just curious :))
Love em!! Also carrot salad with orange juice and grated pineapple mixed
into it. What do you girls like? I am getting really hungry here now *lol*
Wonders why Shad is not at the Braai/ BBQ ?? .. I thought she had sorted
out that phone story?? .. hmmm .. anyone for rolls, spread with butter
and toasted over the coals at the back only? hehehe .. lekker!
(970507 16:27:00) posted :
sounds very good to me GR....I think you have a real hot tamale there
in Wendy though, may want to have Mexican instead....*EG* *LOL*
(970508 00:46:03) From Ava with Love
posted :
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your
name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up
and
down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
A is for academics, B is for beer.
One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you
owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine.
Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable
maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms
windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his
valiant effort is in vain.
The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me
a
message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
(Sexy female voice with heavy panting)
Hi, you've reached 555-3456.
John is in (sigh)
Oh no, he's out (aah)
Yes, he's in again, (ooh)
NO, he's out (aah)
Why don't you just leave your name and number and he'll call you as soon
as
he... comes.
Hi, this is Bob. I can't come to the phone right now. All ladys, please
leave your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
If
you're a guy, call back later. If you're my parents, I'll call you back
collect.
And the second bunch from someone else....grin
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...
Is he still wrong?
If a woman stands alone in a forest, can she still max out her husband's
credit cards?
If a woman speaks in the forest, and there's no one around to hear her
....
is it still gossip?
Always, A*Hugs Ava* .. classy as always! *lol*
GR
(970508 04:15:03) Lady Chatterley posted :
I love those jokes GR....keep them coming for they are great.
(970508 08:32:09) Wendy posted :
hmm me for food wise I love strawberries with a sorta wip topping that
i make.
It has Phillie sour cream in it and marshmellow wip .thrown togeter ..good
with alot of fruits.
Also good in alot of other ways.
(970508 14:27:44) posted :
*looks at GR* ummmm, how is this food coming along.....I have the potato
salad ready and just they way you like it......slides in beside him and
oops, wow GR that felt nice there.....smiles at GR and points to him and
winks....you are glad to see me aren't you....*eg* Now for that food, fun
will come later......looks good and I am getting a wonderful appetite here
and you know just how I like it......waits for him to fix her right up
and smiles with a wink and swaggers away to eat over here and watches him
finish cooking for the rest of the girls......blows him a kiss for being
so wonderful.....Hey GR, this is excellent......:))
(970508 14:31:49) posted :
looks around for the guys and wonders where they got off to.....*whistles
to find them and hears their running feet coming* OHHHHH, boys food is
on and it is every man for himself.....come and get it......hears the herd
of hungry men coming and clammers out of the way and gets in behind GR
for safe keeping......oh, I like this view GR.....very nice indeed.....*thinks
she will stay right here for a while and just watch* *BEG* LOLA
(970508 16:46:43) Lady Chatterley posted :
Hey Wendy, have you seen Sabre or Maczet....they are fine looking specimans
of male flesh and will make a girl melt in their shoes......You might want
to watch out for Thor and the rest though they like it rough and have a
temper....*lol* *puts her fingers to her lips and whistles for Sabre and
Maczet* hey guys come here and meet Wendy....is she not the hotest looking
thing on two legs? Down boys, one at a time or you will scare her.....*BEG*
Wendy meet Maczet and Sabre....Boys this is Wendy a newcomer.....be nice
now....*smiles at GR and waves to him and sees CL over there behind him
checking him out thoroughly* Guess GR is busy at the moment.....*grin*
(970508 22:40:21) Gemini posted :
*Lol and magnum LOL* hahaha . I came in here
to make a quick posting before going to see Blott ?? :)) ?? .. hey this
is becoming complicated again .. will catch y'all later, requires some
thought here *Smiles and heads for his bath IRL* *lol* GR
(970509 03:07:30) Gemini posted :
By popular request, here is the link to the ORIGINAL
Girl's
Site hahahaha! Cant believe that was only a short 6 months ago :))
hehehe .. Well, don't forget to come back, and DON'T go to Bianca's Bathroom
*Evil Grins* .. ummm .. Well that's in Girl's Talk 1, Room 201 is in the
ORIGINAL Girl's link *lol* GR .. Have fun Wendy :)) *smiles and hugs*
(970509 04:45:15) Lady Chatterley posted :
*giggles* Well just checking in to see if Wendy and Maczet or Sabre
have hit if off well with each other....guess she got scared off after
all......hmmmmm, guess I should have been more subtle....*EG*
(970509 04:47:45) posted :
Hey GR you did not invite me to come along on that bath IRL......hmmmmm,
will have to work on the young man here......pinches his cute bottom and
swaggers off to see what mischief I can find since you seem to be preoccupied
here .....*BEG* *points in the general direction she is heading* *lol*
(970509 10:41:08) Gemini posted :
Gee! can't get to the end of this Posting site
anymore - is too big already! .. Will have to organize a new link in Milady's
.. in the meantime please put new Postings in Here
- new Posting site, Just bookmark the new Site till I fix the links
okay? :))