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MEN ARE DAWGS



Ok, I'll be the first one to admit that all men are Dawgs (dog is a dog, men are Dawgs *remember that*), and yes there are some nice, sweet, and innocent men out there. Hell, I think sometime I'm fit in that category but I also fit in that category of Dawg. There are Gentlemans, Pigs, Dawgs, and Assholes. No matter what you look at the best description of a male is a Dawg. A Dawg is sometime loyal and faithful *EG* but then a Dawg always stray for another creature when its that time to find a tree, fire hydrant, or even a leg? A Dawg is always burying his evidence so no one is going to find it, unless he wants to go back and get it again. If you give a Dawg a bone and affection, he'll be really devoted and he'll always whine if they told get attention. If you beat a Dawg down, that Dawg will stray and find another owner to bark at (thats what you call barking up at the wrong tree because its just going to work out).

There's things in this section that Dawgs can be train to become better men, and better understand as humans, creature, or animals as some females like to call them. Any Dawg can be trained, just takes time to figure out the impact of his character. See, I look at this, a men will spot what looks good and they are will be willing to be train. Some are vicious and just don't want to listen, and just keep misbehaving and just keeps on doing the same thing, but always gets caught. When a Dawg is caught doing something wrong his head is down and slowly approaches you (and if we had tails, it would be between our legs because we know we're in for an ass whoop).




When you tell a men to come here, he is nervous, and scared for they know what the hell they did isn't the thing they were suppose to. A dog makes a messes around the house. A Dawg makes a mess in the living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and anywhere you can think of ladies, that Dawg will be on his mercy only because he knows you don't like that shit. A glass of halful milk in the living, we know to bring that shit in the kitchen when we're done!!! We know . . . but we forget, yeah thats it. We know that the bathroom toilet is suppose to be down at all time . . . but ahhhh we just are lazy in the middle of the night and we just want to get the piss done. We know that you don't like to see the dishes pile up but honey, its been along day a work, you can even call my boss. You tell a Dawg to come here, they are going to be cranky and not in a good mood for he knows he's in for a good chewing!!!!




Chewing and yelling at a men is going to work sometime, but you have to remember all Dawg go back and do them again. I see my dog when he has done something wrong. He goes in the corner or behind a couch and is gone for awhile, but the dog comes back and what does the dog do????? goes back to the garbage and dig shit up. See, a Dawg will take your yelling and chewing at him, and he'll go sit down and watch TV and pretend that moment of shouting never happen, that was someone he knows, or how did he get himself in this situation. The best was to chew (talk) to a Dawg, is not yelling, but a disappointing voice, that he let you down, and he knew better. Biting the head of a Dawg will only makes him upset and mad, that would give him more motive to go back and do it again or he'll come around and figure a way to get back at your chewing him out charade.




Down boy, lay down, or get down!!!! A Dawg is a horny as the next Dawg. Put three dogs together and show one piece of milkbone . . . ALL those dogs are going to RUSH TO GET THE BONE . . . put a pot on the floor of supper leftover - those dogs will fight to get the most of it - Dominant One. Well, a Dawg sees a Kat (women) and you know other Dawgs are spotting this and they are going to try to meet them. Get a phone number, a name, or just a talk to get to know this female. Thats why its so easy to take ANY dog home??? Find a dog on the road, at the park, anywhere. All you have to do is give that dog attention and they will be down with you. Same thing, a Dawg tries to hook up with you and you give any notice of interested eyes, he'll would want to come home with you. You give Dawgs attention they think that you like him and that you want to pet him and groom him!!! So sometime you need to tell a Horn-Dawg to settle down and not jump on the next leg that walks by.




Who take care of the house? Well, housebreaking is what has to be done with this messy place that the Dawg reside. Its a big doghouse. Don't always clean up after this immature pup, don't let the mess get bigger, and just don't let the Dawg be happy and wiggle his tails cuz he's happy with the surrounding. Break the rules and just chew the Dawg out!! The best time, chewing is not good remember but some things are necessary and some aren't if he isn't listening the 100th time, its time to chew his ass out. Its both of the peoples house so both should take care of it. ( i dunno what i'm talking about just writing bullshit).



Dawg can be whipped. They can be on both knees and devoted to you. They can be loyal and faithful and they know that being whipped is bad among the rest of the Dawgs, but it still makes him smile. Being a whip dawg doesn't make you weak just means that you're just dedicated to your owner and you would want her to be happy and smile. Some take advantage of this but some Kats just love the attention and affection of this houndawg thats is compassionate to do anything to make her day. Sometime to be a whip dawg you have to be trained.


part 2

To train a Dawg is just basically this. A Dawg always know what he has. A Dawg is being treated nice, loving, caring, respected, and just being felt like he is special somewhat, sometime he'll do anything to get that attention. The more attention and affection this Dawg, the more he'll want more, everyone likes to feel good. No on and off, but a constant act of loving. Sooner or later the Dawg notice change and he will whine and beg for that attention. Some Dawg don't give a shit, only because some Dawgs has everything or anything. They don't need someone to care of them, they can always get another owner to do that. If he doesn't like the owner he will runaway. The Dawg has comfort in himself that they don't need to be train because they got what they need on their own. Now, some Dawg don't have anything or have little so that, they are happy to get anything they do get. These are the easy one to train. A Dawg that has little, the more attention the better. A Dawg that has alot going for him, the more attention you give him, the more he thinks that the Kat is whipped.


Actually I don't know what the hell I'm talking about I'm just bullshitting around and typing stupid shit. I just thought it would be kinda silly ass to do a page like this. I do believe that guys are Dawgs, but not ALL, wait . . . are you wondering if I'm a Dawg???? let just say I can growl like one *S* thank you for reading this page even though it didn't make one dam sense but I thought smoothly .....

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