-You have a phaser remote for your T.V.

-You tape TNG reruns and watch them the next day.

-You give yourself orders.

-You walk around humming some of the themes.

-All of your nicknames, and member names have to do with Star Trek

-You have the Win95 Trek themes.

-You own a Star Trek uniform.

-You get ticked when people say that Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

-You blow off your friends to watch Voyager.

-You own over 150 Star Trek .wavs.

-Your cat's name is Spot.

-You own every Star Trek movie made.

-You know the names of the cast of every series.

-You wish that evlevators are as fast as turbolifts.

-You get into the car and say, "Set course... the supermarket, warp six.....Engage!!"

-The only books you read are Star Trek books.

-You use a Star Trek Bookmark.

-You wear a combadge around the house.

-You try to read people's emotions.

-You try to mind meld with your dog.

-You "Beam Out" of chat rooms.

-You try to change your dog into a human by snapping your fingers.

-You try to give your computer vebal commands.

-You try not to show any emotions.

-You acutally understand Stardates.

-You walk arouind saying , "Resistance is Fultile."

-You are afraid of a borg invasion.

-You are at this page.

-You prefer to get your food from a hole in the wall.

-You own Star Trek dinnerware.

-You only go to places with automatic doors.

-You want to die a warriors death.

-You have the lines to every movie memorized.

-You wish that your closet was a holdeck.

-You try not to use contractions.

-You understand "Technobabble".

-You own Star Trek Action figures.

-You use "Compton's Encyclopedia" because Patrick Stewart is the "help guy".

-You want to have plastic surgery so you can look like a klingon.

-You call your bed room your Ready Room.

-You say ,"Full reverse warp nine, when flushing the toilet.

-You have a subscription to the "Star Trek" magazine.(it's a good one)

-You walk around and growl at your friends.

-You set your alarm in the morning for 7 of 9.

-You own all of the Star Trek movies on VHS and DVD.

-You try to maniuplate the flame that's burning in your candle.

-You curse at the television when there is a basketball game on instead of Voyager.

-Your parents ask why you want to be like a Vulcan.

-You are fluent in the klingon language.

-You get excited when you see the "Enterprise" on the navy commercials.

-You have a hard time deciding which Star Trek shirt to wear.

You spend more than 8 hours a day on internet sights like this.

You print off every you are a trekkie if line and post them up on your bulletin board next to you picture of Janeway.

You have an I love Deana tattoo.

You have had you ears surgically altered to look like a Vulcan's.

All of your dreams are about star trek.

You're sitting in your bio class, and realize how similar the tread on the bottom of your shoe is to a combadge.

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