I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful.
I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have
not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you
and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you
to get even with God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going
to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great
plans for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make
your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt God, thanks to you. I'm
really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've
had. We have been watching dirty movies, cussing people out,
partying, stealing, lying, being a hypocrite,
fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back-stabbing
people, disrespecting those in leadership positions and the church, bad
attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever.
I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from
me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of
your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you
are tempted to sin, you usually give in! HA HA HA! You make me sick. Sin
is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 10 years older than
you are. I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how
to
sin.
All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10
jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it,
too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.
With much hatred, your diabolic father,
Satan
P.S. - And if you really love me, you won't
share this letter with anyone. [If you're smart, you'll confess your sins,
put your faith in Christ's death on the cross to pay the penalty for them,
and live for God. YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.]
"for the wages of sin is death but the gift of god is eternal life in christ jesus"
"for god so love the world that he gave his
only son, that whoever believes in him will not perish but have eternal
life."