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Backstreet Boys-Yeehaw, one of my favorite topics
Confessions: 1) I have been to two of their concerts, and I loved every minute of both of them 2) I squeal and scream a lot when they’re on the TV (the concerts kinda go without saying, right?) 3) When Nick was sick, and he wasn’t on TRL with the rest of the guys awhile ago, I cried (literally). 4)I was the first person at our Sears store to fill out one of those entry forms for the shopping spree *YaY* 5) I’m not ashamed of Confessions 1, 2, 3, or 4.
Rating: A++++++++++++++++++++ etc., etc.
Thoughts: Okay, so yeah, defending these guys is like my hobby. I get so much crap about my little obsession. But it’s mostly guys. They make fun of the dancing, and they say they can’t sing. Alrighty then, guys, the day I hear you hit that note Brian just hit, you can talk all you want. And when you can remember all those choreographed dance moves, and have the patience to work hard on them and perfect them to no end, then you can keep talking. Until that day rolls around, shut up. And to all the little delusional people who say N Stink (aka N Sync) are better than the Boys, listen up, cuz I’m gonna school ya (I’m sorry, I’ve always wanted to say that lol)…. THEY’RE NOT! I’ll elaborate on that in the N Stink section. Can’t wait, can ya? =D Okay, so, in conclusion, Backstreet Boys are talented and they’ve worked extremely hard to get to where they are today. Oh, and Nick is hot and sweet and funny and talented and just all around niiiice. If you disagree, oh well, I don’t care. :P

N Stink-Crimeny, here we go...in advance, if I offend you, just remember: These are just my opinions. Ya don’t gotta listen to em, agree with em, flip, you don’t hafta care about em. So, if you are an N Stink fan and you feel my dissing them will offend you, stop reading right now or forever hold your peace.
Confessions: I liked em for, oh, five minutes. But those days are over, have been for about a year or so.
Rating: Is there anything lower than an F-? Cuz that’s what they’d get...and beyond.
Thoughts: Whee, is this gonna be fun or what?! For me, anyways. Where shall we start? I’ll just do an individual analysis of each of them, for your viewing pleasure. =DJustin Ah, everyone’s favorite. The youngest, the guy who screams and throws a fit if his precious baby blue is inaccessible. That’s a no no right there: the first of many. His voice is literally painful. Thank goodness the mute button was invented. And his hair. Can you all say “afro”? And furthermore, it’s been a different color afro a couple times! Ewwwwww. Oh, and his speaking voice is as bad as his singing voice. *shudder* I think I’m going to hurl, let’s move on, shall we? JC Alright, so if I haaaad to pick, his voice would be the best outta the Stinkers. But I am sooo not saying that it’s good. In that crazy song, it sounds like he’s being strangled while he’s “singing.” His hair is gross, too. JC dear? A little dab of gel would kinda work too. Using the whole bottle really isn’t smart. Dun look good either. *ew* He dresses like he’s 80. And that’s all I have to say about that. Lance Aww girly man. Danielle Fishel could do soooo much better. Okay, question. He does actually sing, right? Cuz I don’t know these things. I thought that maybe he was just there to bring a little diversity to the group. I dunno. Anyways. His hair is baaad, too. It’s been in various states of badness, too, which doesn’t improve my opinion of him. Oh well. I’m done, for Danielle’s sake. Chris Alright, so this moron wins the Worst Hair of the Group Award. Hey Greasy Boy, do us all a favor and go to a flippin stylist or something! And those braces were n-a-s-t-y. Only word to express my feelings about them. Hmm...I’m running out of original insults here. He’s gross, that’s about it. Joey Ah, Super Scrub. So, yeah, he’s so scrubby looking. Ever hear of shaving?! Oh, and another thing. I hate to burst your bubble, but Superman is a fictional man in tights. Tights. Do you hear me?! I can’t do this anymore. I can’t talk about them for this amount of time. I have to stop now.

Britney Spears-OMG, do I really have to comment on her? I think I’ve offended enough ppl.
Confessions: 1) I thought she was talented at one point. Oh, how wrong and uninformed I was. 2) I have nothing against her music. I actually like some of her songs. It’s not like she wrote them or anything.
Rating: E- (only because the writers she worked with produced some half-good stuff.)
Thoughts: Okay, so she’s just strange. In interviews, she laughs really weird and talks in this strange voice, and it scares me. And um... the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards? Do I hafta say anything other than this: NINE-YEAR-OLDS BRITNEY, NINE-YEAR-OLDS!!! And those pictures in Rolling Stone!! OMG, hurl-worthy. Does she have something against whole shirts? Anyways. My friend Who-Will-Remain-Nameless and I argue about BsB and Britney all the time. He says that the BsB are phony. Britney’s phony and artificial, if you catch my drift. The girl cannot sing live worth crap. It’s shocking to me that her little management ppl let her go on talk shows and embarrass herself like that. Oh well, whatever she wants to do. Ohhhhh did you all hear her dissing BsB? “When someone picks up my CD in 10 years…” blah blah blah Like she’ll be around in 10 years?! Yeah, on what planet?! Psh. And I think it probably wasn’t the Boys’ idea to put their clips on your royal CD, Bratney, so leave them alone about it. All right, I’m done ranting and raving now. The streets of Pennsylvania are safe once again =D

Christina Aguwhatta-Otherwise known as Christina Aguilera *shrug* Same difference.
Confessions: Hmmm...I have the 'Genie in a Bottle' single...
Rating: C+
Thoughts: Alright, so I like the song. Is that so bad? I got the CD single last night, and I've already listened to that same song about 20 times, so what? Anyways. In that video...does this girl have no friends? She's always either by herself, or with that nasty lookin, sad excuse for a guy. And they're always running away from her, or leaving her behind. It's kinda mean and kinda amusing at the same time *hehe* Andddd, do girls these days have something against whole shirts???! For pete's sake. Bratney, Christina, other ppl, all feel the need to show us their stomachs, which I really could do without *yuck* Okay, so I do think Christina sorta sounds like Bratney, only better. The real test is, can she sing live? Cuz Bratney sure as heck can't. We'll see on those Teen or Seventeen or whatever Awards. I guess Christina's alright. Oohhhh one more thing. If that girl had red eyes, she'd be one of those Albino ppl. Geez does she have fair skin or what? And that white blond hair. Frightening in a way *shudder*

Kid Rock-For pete's sake. Where the heck did this guy come from? *Detriot, I know :P*
Confessions: None, really....I like his music, but doesn't everybody?
Rating: D-
Thoughts: Jerk, J-e-r-k. That's pretty much it. A jerk with good music, who drinks....too much. He's like...as far from a role model as you can get. And what the heck is the deal with Joe C? I mean, I have nothing against him. I just don't get why he's there...