This is Dave. He's this cool friend of mine that doesn't have a homepage and doesn't have a real profile, but we all think he's cool anyway.

Here are some facts about him.

Name: David why can't i have a homepage Liu

Birthplace: Taiwan, (he's kinda FOB, haha)

Birthdate: December something, 197something (he's old, though)

Siblings: Younger Brother named Henry, he's got a homepage...but I don't know the address yet. It's supposed to be PHAT

Favorite Food to Pronounce: Donuts

Even though I've known him for 10 years, that's all I really know about him for sure. He's like a mystery man, like a secret agent (esp with that trench), he glides through the air like a vampire. But, he's clean...so it's all good.