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Real Name: Wee Seing (Jason?) Ng

Stage Names Include: Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, Russel Wong, Jason Scott Lee, Takeshi Kaneshiro

Few Major Films: Enter the Dragon, The Crow, Dragon-The Bruce Lee Story, Fallen Angels

T.V. apperances: The Vanishing Son

Okay, for real now

Birthdate: July 17, 1976 . . (that would make me 21 and legal, baby)

Birthplace: / Regina, Saskatchuwan CANADA
(...it's pronounced ree-JAI-na, ryhmes with vagina)

Measurements: 38AA-26-32

Dimensions: 5'11" 150 lbs.

Sex: MALE (on weekdays)

Shoe Size: 10

Food Preference: steak, buttermilk pancakes with an extra vat of butter, apple pie a la mode, pound cake, and chinese food

Hobbies: pencil drawings, playing pool, playing with my cracked up homepage, and spanking my...doing tai chi every day

Sports: basketball, football when I get a chance, yoda, and marbles if the latter three sports are unavailable

Languages: mostly english, I can understand and speak some Mandarin, and sometimes I think I can speak Cantonese, but Cantonese get offended when I do, and one phrase in Korean (dit-de-wah-chu-men which means "dances with wolves") and I can say two phrases in Japanese (Oh-my-wah-mon-shi-dei-de and shi-don-nay-shidi-pan-pan...if you want to know what they mean, politely say them to a Japanese person),

A little sumpthin 'bout myself...
I was born in Canada, but spent about half of my childhood life in Birmingham, Alabama. Few people know that, but I suppose I don't have a real southern twang, so it doesn't really matter. At 9 years of age, I moved to Cleveland, Ohio and lived here since then. I guess it's a nice city. It's got everything you need in a big city and some of the friendliness of a small city.

There are a few Asians here, but of course not nearly as many as in the west or east coast. Sometimes, me and my buddies try to be ghetto, but that's just for fun. I've seen some West coast homepages and they're all so ghetto, I don't know what's up with that. If you are from the West coast, please write me and explain this to me.

I'm currently studying at Case Western Reserve University, a medium sized school in Cleveland. It's about half dorks, and until I made this homepage, I never considered myself one. I think I'm still on the normal edge, though.(note: If you consider yourself a Dork, please do not take offense, I am one of you, okay?)

I'm studying Electrical Engineering at CWRU, and I will be graduating sometime before the next millenium. Afterwards, I will probably find a job or something.