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THE GREAT ONE - 12/18/00 23:21:44 My URL:www.thegreatone.com My Email:thegreatone@gr81.com How did you get to my page?: Shut your mouth. | Comments: It's about time you breathed, jabroni. The Great One keeps his promises. There is one thing that The Great One has to address. And that is this. Listen well you ugly bag of 12 pound camel piss. The Great One says that comments about his mother are unappreciated. Comments about The Great One's mother are not to be made. As far as The Great One is concerned, you can take your ugly head and shove it sideways up your ass. If you say anything else, then The Great One will proceed to stick these comments up your ass to keep your head company. Seeing as you like things up your ass, The Great One says you can take this God-Awful garbage webpage and stick it up your ass too, seems like there's plenty of room there. Oh, and another thing. The Great One is just kidding, nice website. |
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Trey Deal - 12/18/00 21:11:01 My Email:tdeal@neocom.net How did you get to my page?: the address | Comments: So, Emily is stupid. Sanford has a lot of time on his hands and I want some... |
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God - 12/15/00 21:37:18 My URL:http://www.heaven.dont/exist.yi My Email:i'mnotreal@all.yo How did you get to my page?: On a broom | Comments: I don't like Jerry Harper |
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Angela - 10/15/00 00:34:04 How did you get to my page?: your users details | Comments: Hey nice picture how old were you in that. Can't wait for you to come on icq |
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River of Shit - 10/11/00 01:10:00 My URL:http://www.guacamolelookslikegreenbabyshit.com.com My Email:shitbag@shitter.com How did you get to my page?: flipping through a magazine of the shitter, saw ad | Comments: This page is the shittiest piece of shit I've ever shit on. What the shit were you shittin' thinking when you made this shit?! I could shit better web pages than this shit! |
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pp - 10/06/00 05:44:20 My Email:bj@yahoo.com How did you get to my page?: surf | Comments: gd |
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Roxie - 09/17/00 22:06:23 My Email:reevesre@jmu.edu | Comments: Hey san. what's goin on. Not sure if you (or anybody else) ever checks this. send me your IM name. I'm proud to know you still have my quote on your homepage. You know...since it's the coolest quote of all time. Later "man". Roxie |
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THE HAQ - 08/03/00 05:46:29 My URL:Jabroni. My Email:Shut your mouth. How did you get to my page?: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! | Comments: WELL THE HAQ SAYS!!! THE HAQ SAYS HE HASN'T VISITED THIS SITE IN A WHILE. HOWEVER IT MEANS NOTHING TO THE HAQ. IT HAS ALWAYS AND WILL FOREVER MEAN NOTHING TO THE HAQ. JUST LIKE YOU, SANFORD JABRONIHOUSE STONE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO THE HAQ. NEVERTHELESS YOUR PAGE SERVES AS AN ELEMENT OF THE HAQ'S AMUSEMENT. AND FOR THAT THE HAQ SAYS YOU'RE NOT A PIECE OF TRAILER PARK TRASH. YOU ARE SIMPLY A MAGGOT. KEEP YOUR FRUIT-LIKE NATURE IN CHECK YOU 110 POUND BAG OF MONKEY CRAP. THE HAQ WILL VISIT THIS PLACE AGAIN. HOLD YOUR BREATH. CROSS YOUR FINGERS. JABRONI. |
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Siouxx - 07/31/00 23:01:45 My URL:http://alextsquirrel.com My Email:siouxx@yahoo.com How did you get to my page?: geocities search | Comments: Hello I am a geocities community leader doing a search on squirrels and signing guest books to promote friendship at geocities. I enjoyed the squirrels! |
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nirav - 07/17/00 02:10:05 My URL:http://me.so.bored.org How did you get to my page?: courtesy | Comments: just checkin ye old homepage out. kinda cool dude. keep it up |
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Tony Danza - 07/15/00 20:25:12 My URL:http://geo.to/ontheverge My Email:??nada?? How did you get to my page?: i dont know | Comments: Good site guy, some funny pics too. Check out my website everyone, its amazing... just take a look |
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brett - 07/09/00 22:06:02 My Email:bjet8@aol.com How did you get to my page?: me | Comments: U screwed up dick...someone stole the constipated weiner dog quote from weird al yankovic |
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Screwdriver Girl - 06/18/00 22:05:58 My Email:jan1082@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: you | Comments: oh!! I hope you have a fabulous time in Europe. I have to tell you about Senior week--you would be proud! |
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Mori Varn - 06/09/00 18:21:23 My Email:movarn@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: my bro told me | Comments: I love the pics and the quotes adn stories r funny! The picture of u and greg is cute! |
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DarLing - 06/02/00 22:15:39 My URL:http://www.TheLincolnMuseum.org/ My Email:Nyobzoo1@aol.com How did you get to my page?: GeoCities | Comments: I JUST LOVE YOUR LINCOLN & KENNEDY FACTS AND ALL THAT KINDS OF STUFF. BYE!!!! |
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DarLing - 06/02/00 22:15:18 My URL:http://www.TheLincolnMuseum.org/ My Email:Nyobzoo1@aol.com How did you get to my page?: GeoCities | Comments: I JUST LOVE YOUR LINCOLN & KENNEDY FACTS AND ALL THAT KINDS OF STUFF. BYE!!!! |
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THE HAQ - 06/02/00 04:01:30 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: The Haq says....bring it. | Comments: FINALLY!!! THE HAQ!!! HAS COME BACK!!!! ...to this webpage. Hmmm...the Haq says this "powerhouse". The Haq thinks you're hilarious. Ha. Ha. The Haq is laughing. But posting a picture of the Haq on your candy-assed website will serve only to piss the Haq off. Remember that for future refer nce you 125 pound bag of chicken sh**...do it again...and the Haq guaran-damn-tees that you will get your monkey ass kicked all over Martinsville or Spencer, Stuart, Staunton, Stanleytown IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU GET YOUR MONKEY ASS KICKED!!!! HIF YA SAMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LOOOWWWWW!!!!! WHAT THE HAQ!...is cookin'. *raises LEFT eyebrow* |
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THE HAQ - 05/08/00 03:35:08 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: Your llama's anus? Lick it. | Comments: The Haq says... The Haq says... The Haq says... FINALLY...THE HAQ...HAS COME BACK TO THIS "KRAKTAKULAR" WEBPAGE! THE HAQ says it's good to be back. AND THE HAQ SAYS THIS: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. DON'T GET THE HAQ WRONG THOUGH. JUST BECAUSE THE HAQ LIKES YOUR SITE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET ALL COOMSIE-COOMSA WITH THE HAQ. BECAUSE IF YOU EVER...AND THE HAQ MEANS EVER...MAKE ANY SEXUAL ADVANCES TO THE HAQ (AND THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE...ESPECIALLY THAT DIRTY BASTARD MATHENY WITH HIS GAY TENDENCIES)...THE HAQ WILL KICK YOUR MONKEY ASS UP INTO YOUR SHOULDERS SO YOU'LL HAVE TO RE CH DOWN YOUR THROAT TO SCRATCH YOUR CRACK! HIF YA SAMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LLLOOOOWWWWW! WHAT THE HAQ!!!! ....is cookin'. |
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jason "better" bean - 05/02/00 21:53:45 How did you get to my page?: forgot... | Comments: you forgot a quote from this weekend... "when you're drunk and you keep drinking, you just get drunker" |
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DarLing - 04/24/00 21:22:51 My URL:http://www.AbeLincoln.com/ My Email:Nyobzoo1@aol.com How did you get to my page?: GeoCities | Comments: I Just Love Your Lincoln Facts! BYE!!! and Your Lincoln Facts are da... BOM!!!! |
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DarLing - 04/24/00 21:21:19 My URL:http://www.AbeLincoln.com/ My Email:Nyobzoo1@aol.com How did you get to my page?: GeoCities | Comments: I Just Love Your Lincoln Facts! BYE!!! |
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THE HAQ - 04/23/00 22:48:15 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: THIS ISN'T SING ALONG WITH THE HAQ!!!!!!!!!! | Comments: THE HAQ SAYS THE HAQ SAYS THE HAQ SAYS ....The Haq says...Sanford Stone...that even though you are without a shadow of a doubt the BIGGEST BAG OF MONKEY CRAP to ever grace God's green earth...and you have a monkey-nipple fetish...THE HAQ SAYS...that it's been a while since THE HAQ has had a go d laugh. THE HAQ is laughing. Ha. Ha. Ha. Your little roody-poo Italian story makes THE HAQ laugh. Very much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. THE HAQ is not finished. HIF YA SAMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LOOOWWWW!!!! WHAT THE HAQ!!!! ...is cookin'. |
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Powerhouse - 04/10/00 18:06:29 My Email:iam@notfunny.com How did you get to my page?: It was the first thing out of the closet door. | Comments: Well, in addition to having a livestock fetish, I also am a liar. You see, at the top of the page, it says that I have no control over what is on this page, but obviously, I do. I have edited comments and even added my own spin to certain ones I don't lik . But I'm tired of lying, tired of hiding. The truth is, even though many of you may consider me strange and humorously challenged, I think that's OK. Why? Because I have the website. As long as I have this website, I can pretend to be The Man and trashta k everyone. However, rest assured I'll always forget to mention the dumb stuff I do. For those of you who only know me from this site, I'm Sanford, and I'm one cool dude yo. Well, it's been fun. Go ahead and trash me 'cause I'll just edit it out. |
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Andrew Matheny - 04/09/00 19:59:40 My Email:www.imawhore.com How did you get to my page?: i'm a whore need i say more? | Comments: obviously you guys don't get. it. id wnat some hed and ass and iff you gutys don't give me some i'll spank all your monkeys!!! and sanford that bardyard porn sutff makes me want to touch myself all over!! |
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Andrew Matheny - 04/06/00 01:03:50 My URL:http://andrewmathenyfuckingsucks.com My Email:http://imawhore.com How did you get to my page?: i'm a whore need i say more? | Comments: well since i haven't got some head or ass lately i think i repost my reqest. i said before i'm a damn cheap whore! don't ya'll get it? i need some ass or i think i'll explode. so how about it powerhouse? the Haq? |
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Powerhouse - 04/05/00 22:01:40 My URL:quit asking that How did you get to my page?: you ougtha know by now | Comments: Doggone it! Enough with you morons constantly impersonating each other. This is the real Sanford (Editors Note: this guy is NOT the real Sanford...whoever he is, he obviously has waaaay too much spare time), and yes I do enjoy some good barnyard po n. I don't know who tried to cover for me in the last post, but I don't want your help. I'm tired of hiding my doubl life and want everyone to know that there's a reason I give people names of barnyard animals. So quit pretending you're me, whoever you are, and let me come out of the proverbial closet...make that proverbial barn stall. Powerhouse |
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The Main Kraka (Powerhouse) - 04/05/00 02:20:34 My URL:http://www.geekswap.com/sanford My Email:powerhouse@neocom.net How did you get to my page?: i, ah, created it.....i am the creator | Comments: Look fellas, ya'll are getting out of hand....(especially Jonah, if you read his entry...) So, ummm, why don't you put the more raunchy stuff in the NEW site's PROTECTED guestbook, so that all the kiddies and adults (at least my Grandmother anyways, Hi Grandma!) don't have to be subjected to the kind of abusive and verbasive (i'm not real sure hat that means....but i think it fits the context) language that you little morons use. Actually, i don't really care, nevermind. By the way, i didn't write the previous entry.... |
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THE HAQ - 04/05/00 00:37:39 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE HAQ GOT TO YOUR WEBPAGE! | Comments: Finally, the Haq HAS COME BACK to this roody-poo webpage. Now Sanford Stone, the Haq visits this website often because frankly, jabroni, your website makes the Haq laugh. Ha ha! See, jabroni? The Haq is laughing. But one thing the Haq is disturbed by is you resorting to putting porn on your website? And you getting a piece of puntang beef pie? And you have pictures? Very disturbing. Now the Haq says that that is not the way to go. No...the Haq says pornography, especially the kind that you sugges is not suitable for the BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of Haq's fans. So the Haq says this. Don't be a jabroni you big candy-ass...and see if you can't do anything about controlling all these piece of crap comments that are put your webpage because, frankly jab oni, it makes the Haq sick! And when the Haq gets sick the People get sick...and when you mess with the People, you mess with the People's Champion. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...the Haq...is not done. Continue with your haqingly funny website...or the Haq will make you HANG THAT RIGHT ON KNOW YOUR ROLE BOULEVARD AND HE'LL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL! Jabroni. HIF YA SAMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LOWWWWW WHAT THE HAQ! ...is cooking... |
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The Haq - 04/05/00 00:28:12 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: IT DOESN | Comments: |
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Sanford - 04/04/00 18:07:05 My URL:you're already there How did you get to my page?: I made the frickin' thing ya frickin' moron | Comments: (editors note: This guy isn't Sanford either.) Well, I give up. Everyone is leaving fake, dirty messages in my guestbook, and the quotes on the main page stopped being funny when I started trying. So for once, I'm going to admit that all you queers were right---this page needs a new format, and pornog aphy seems to be the way to go. Of course, I'll have to leave Geoshitties, but look for my new and improved, adult-oriented website to be up and running within two weeks. This leaves the issue of "Sanford, where are you gonna get porn, there are so many o those sites out there. You need something different to rise above the rest." Well, I live on a farm and have access to barnyard animals on a daily basis. Plus, one of my favorite joke subjects is called Ox. Now I've been a farm boy all my life, and let m tell you, some of the pictures I have of me and Ole Bessy are enough to make the cows come home (insert your laugh here). Of course, I've never shared these with anyone, but if you can ignore the clorox stains, I'm sure they will provide as much viewing leasure for you as they have for me on those lonely nights on the farm. |
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Jonathon Caudill - 04/01/00 04:20:03 How did you get to my page?: with one hand(imagine that) | Comments: I thought that I would take a minute off from spanking it because my dick was getting raw. This is a pretty nice website you got here, but it could use more porno. Also, stop referring to me as Jona Bona. Hey, I thought you only came if you were touchi g it. Well I have to clean up now, so I guess I'll see you later. |
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Andrew Matheny - 04/01/00 00:06:47 My Email:www.imawhore.com | Comments: Well i guess i gotta tell the truth. i'd rather tell it on the internet where i cant see people laughing at me i'm a whore and a damn cheap one too. anyone who wants some just pay me a good 5o cents that'll do niecly yeahh i'm into three ways too guys appreciated girls preferred... oh by the way sanford it's a nice webpage... |
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THE HAQ - 04/01/00 00:00:49 My Email:uhaq@neocomm.net How did you get to my page?: Your role, know it. Your mouth, shut it. | Comments: Finally... THE HAQ... HAS COME BACK TO this webpage. Sanford Stone, you think you impress the Haq, calling yourself a "powerhouse"? The Haq doesn't give a shadow of a damn about "powerhouse". The Haq wipes a monkey's ass with "powerhouse". As far as this webpage goes, the Haq says this. The Haq is tired of your pathetic jokes. The Haq is tired of your inane humor. The Haq is tired of your roody-poo pictures. The Haq is sick and tired of hearing you whine, bitch, and moan. Ohhh...please sign my guestbook! I'll be good...AND ALL THAT! If you ever AND THE HAQ MEANS EVER incur the wrath of the Haq again IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM then the HAQ will LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY-ASS!!! And there are two things you can do about it. NOTHING AND LIKE IT! The Haq says if you have the guts, the chutzpah, the balls to challenge the Haq... You'll walk down the People's Aisle...and your crappy music will play. And then the Great One will come out. And he will inhale the electricity from the BILLIONS AND BILLIONS Of Haq's fans, and they will rise to their feet and begin chanting the Haq's name. (HAQY! HAQY! HAQY! HAQY! HAQY!) Then the Haq will proceed to the People's ring and... LAYETH THE ULTIMATE SMACKETH DOWN UPON YOUR IGNORANT MONKEY ASS (AGAIN!)!! Then when it is all said and done. When the smoke has cleared. The Haq will be standing over your twisted and mangled form...while the BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS of Haq's fans continue to chant his name... (HAQY! HAQY! HAQY! HAQY! HAQY!) And if you have any fellow jabronis...like that Matheny fellow, bring them too...because the Haq doesn't discriminate against redheaded step children...especially when it comes to layingeth the smacketh down. Seeming as you have many friends...what're their names? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE!!! It doesn't matter if there are two of you! It doesn't matter if there are four of you! It doesn't matter if there are four hundred of you! (plus one big damn OX!) IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! Because when it's all said and done...the Islama Bull...the Haq will, without a shadow of a doubt, eliminate all you jabronis one, by one, by damn one! He will be victorious and forever be the People's Champion. Jabroni. HIF YA SAMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-OWWWWWW! WHAT THE HAQ! ...is cooking... |
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patsy - 03/18/00 00:10:36 My Email:rphanberry@megagate.com How did you get to my page?: friend | Comments: |
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- 03/16/00 16:59:39 | Comments: Andrew Matheney wrecked his sh** brown BMW. Go figure. |
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Yosup - 03/11/00 06:33:06 How did you get to my page?: wouldn't you like to know | Comments: I was thinking the other day, then i stopped. |
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Courtney Stone - 03/10/00 21:32:37 My URL:http://www.robmasonisqueer.com My Email:heydidyouknowth@oxisgay.com How did you get to my page?: I always come here, it's the greatest | Comments: Rob, you're such a big queer. Go eat hay and be merry(gay). Moooo. |
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QUAKER KILLA - 03/09/00 23:18:52 How did you get to my page?: QUAKER OATS | Comments: BITCH WHAT IS THE PASSWORD TO THE OTHER PAGE. |
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rob - 03/09/00 23:10:58 | Comments: THE BIG RED RETARD IS DEAD. I SAW WHAT HE WROTE... OH YEA COURTNEY IS DEAD SEXXXY. |
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Katie Marsh - 03/02/00 02:39:36 My Email:Katie March@Michael'sParentsBedroom.Net How did you get to my page?: Ummm. well... I was lying on my back spread eagle and... | Comments: Does anyone know Jay Franck's number? He said he would call!? |
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i forgot - 02/29/00 02:48:48 My URL:http://sexisgreatuntilyougetrudelyinteruptedbyyourfriend.com My Email:jay@kimbanet.com How did you get to my page?: I don't remember that either | Comments: Sanford, here are some questions I've been pondering over for a while: Why is your sister so hot, and youre' such and ugly bitch? Ooo, I just thought of this one. Does your sister look at this often? Why do you have a hole on the end of your mountainous nose? And what's it like to have a M.I.L.F. and a S.I.L.F.? sucks for you. oh, and one more, why do they call Rhode Island Rhode Island? I mean seriously! Well please contact me about the answers to these questions. I really enjoy wasting your time. -the better and younger Jay |
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John - 02/24/00 23:38:12 | Comments: Sanford, The person that said, "If corn oil comes from corn, then I wonder where baby oil comes from" was Harland Williams. And it is misquoted, it should be, "We know where garlic powder comes from, and we know where chili powder comes from, but no one knows wher baby powder comes from. The Government is keeping secrets from us." |
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Willy J - 02/24/00 03:03:20 | Comments: Cruise liners... now that's good material. |
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Ox - 02/18/00 03:54:05 My URL:http://www.o-x-you_ding.com My Email:barnyardchamp@supasleuth.com How did you get to my page?: I'm a sideler. | Comments: Helloooooooooo. Thisiz...Ox. Sanfed...stopmakin funame. MmmoOmMooMoooooMoooMMMmmmooO!!!!!! O X You (ding). |
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Roxie - 02/11/00 04:18:04 | Comments: Ewwww, man, Ewww!! Sanford, eww. Richard Simmons?! That's disgusting. Really. Ewww. By Martinsville's standards that is for real obscene. Hell, chinese homosexuals in L.A. would be offended by that shit. Eww. (shudder) |
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Me - 02/08/00 14:20:09 How did you get to my page?: You | Comments: You Blow. I don't like you. You smell too. How do you like them apples. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. |
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Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - 02/01/00 02:39:10 My Email:Yes How did you get to my page?: Cheese? | Comments: Sanford? Are you there? Saaaaanford? Hello? I know you're there! Say something, dammit! Why haven't you called me?! You said that you loved me and always wanted to be with me! Well, you can kiss my ass...goodbye!!! Fuck you, slimebag!!! |
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Pinochio - 01/31/00 17:52:27 My Email:pinochio@disney.com How did you get to my page?: My Fairy Godmother told me | Comments: Here are some different nose comments that people have told me: 1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face. 2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow. 3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming. 4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us. 5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late. 6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear. 7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. 8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters. 9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle. 10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95. 11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo. 12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose." 13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides. 16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone. 17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? 18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave. 19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once. 20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He. 21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair. 22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine! 23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil. 24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped. 25. Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it? Jay's nose so big, you can go bowling with his boogers! Jay's nose so big, he makes Pinochio look like a cat! |
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Ling Ling's dogknapper & professional pet decapitator - 01/30/00 06:03:10 My URL:http://www.roxiereeves.com My Email:sanfordisgod@ihateanimals.edu How did you get to my page?: i sensed its radiance | Comments: I have your dogs head |
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Incognito Mosquito - 01/26/00 23:04:06 | Comments: Andrew Matheney drives a shit-brown BMW. Go figure. |
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Josh - 01/25/00 22:57:13 My Email:joshua_scarcella@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: I can't remember. | Comments: Don't you know geography??? Since when does the continent North America begin and end with the same letter?????? You're wrong!! |
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Andy (insert naughty middle name here) Brown - 01/25/00 21:40:08 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/betterbean2k My Email:ahb161@hotmail.com | Comments: Well, well, well.... Please hold your applause as I am trying to win a can of Brunswick Stew and a five year old movie pass. If it isn't me, Andy (get ready for this cause its going to be a long one; just like what your mom said about the thing in my pants...)I don't need the stew, I don't want the pass; but your sister said if I won this contest I could get me some ass; I told her I could get some anyway; so she said she would pose naked for geocitie /betterbean2k; I figure I'll take all of Sanford's crappy shit; cause with those pics on my site, I'll get a billion hits -- Brown!!! |
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Andy (insert naughty middle name here) Brown - 01/25/00 21:38:50 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/betterbean2k My Email:ahb161@hotmail.com | Comments: Well, well, well.... Please hold your applause as I am trying to win a can of Brunswick Stew and a five year old movie pass. If it isn't me, Andy (get ready for this cause its going to be a long one; just like what your mom said about the thing in my pants...)I don't need the stew, I don't want the pass; but your sister said if I won this contest I could get me some ass; I told her I could get some anyway; so she said she would pose naked for geocitie /betterbean2k; I figure I'll take all of Sanford's crappy shit; cause with those pics on my site, I'll get a billion hits -- Brown!!! |
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Ricardo Sanchez, Department of Customs - 01/24/00 04:06:21 My URL:http://www.mexico.na.gov My Email:rsanch@mexico.na.gov How did you get to my page?: Intelligence file | Comments: Hola, Senor Stone. My name is Ricardo Sanchez and I work in the Department of Customs for the Mexican government. It has come to my attention that during your stay in Mexico you partook in the drinking of a bottle of tequila. I will assume that you are unaware of the Mexican law that states, "No one of American origin may drink a bottle of tequila in Mexico, esp. any Americans who are under the age of 18 or have sex llamas." As you can see, Senor, you blatantly defied this law and now you must suffer t e consequences. In several days, my three cousins Jose, Javier, and Speedy will travel by boat to your town, visit relatives, then escort you back to Mexico where you will be arraigned as an adult and be forced to have sex over and over again with dirty hores. Perhaps next time, my friend, you will pay a little more respect to the Mexican system of government. I spit on you. May the breath of one thousand dead goats inflate your head until it explodes. Buenos noches. Sincerely, Ricardo Sanchez, Department of Customs Mexican Government |
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E.Dickenson - 01/23/00 03:19:03 My URL:http://www.morbidthoughts.com My Email:death@digdat.com How did you get to my page?: contacting spirits from the other side...know anyone you want to contact? | Comments: There are boys on my front porch; I think there are twelve smoking thier cigarettes and scratching themselves There they shall stay until the wind blows this way And the smoke shall choke them one by one |
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Eeewwww - 01/21/00 22:31:04 My Email:is How did you get to my page?: NASTY | Comments:
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big salty balls - 01/21/00 03:40:20 My URL:http://bigsaltyballs.org My Email:saltyballs@fuckandsuckthem.com How did you get to my page?: my balls directed me there | Comments: place my big salty balls in your mouth and slosh them all around. |
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Webster - 01/20/00 02:58:22 My URL:http://no My Email:no How did you get to my page?: no | Comments: You spelled "liquors" wrong, you idiot. I thought you were a fucking whiz kid. |
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The Real Powerhouse - 01/18/00 20:07:56 My URL:http://THEPOWERHOUSEWITHTHEBIGBALLS My Email:SanfordStoneHasTinyBalls@neocom.net How did you get to my page?: I'VE GOT GIGANTIC BALLS!!! | Comments: It's all in the balls. You aren't the Powerhouse, unless you have balls like these. |
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RR - 01/11/00 21:20:18 My URL:http://www.yo.com My Email:vanillaicerocks@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: lookin' for vanilla ice's new cd | Comments: Alright, stop!! Calaborate and listen. Ice is back w/ a brand new invention. Something, grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily & nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo!! I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow. To the extreme a-like a night like a vandal, light up the stage . . . (blah blah blah) candle. Dance and I'll play a dope melody. (yak yak -something that rhymes with melody.) Love it or leave it. You bet I can't wait. (yadda yadda yadda) cuz the kids don't play. If there was problem, yo, i'd solve it. Check out the hook while my dj revolves it. Ice Ice Baby. |
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RR - 01/11/00 21:17:26 My URL:http://www.yo.com My Email:vanillaicerocks@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: lookin' for vanilla ice's new cd | Comments: Alright, stop!! Calaborate and listen. Ice is back w/ a brand new invention. Something, grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily & nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo!! I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow. To the extreme a-like a night like a vandal, alksdjdjkjkllk candle. Love it or leave it. You bet I can't wait.alkdjflajlfal cuz the kids don't play. If there was problem, yo, i'll solve it. Check out the hook while my dj revolves it. Ice Ice Baby. |
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Cow - 01/11/00 21:12:18 My URL:http://mmooooooooo My Email:moooooooooooooooooooooooo How did you get to my page?: moo | Comments: moo. Mooooo moooo moo. Mooooooooooooooo mooooooooooo mooo. Eat more chicken. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. |
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Jack - 01/11/00 21:07:12 My URL:http://toothlessjackgivesgoodhead.com My Email:toothlessjack@speechimpediment.net How did you get to my page?: searching for dentures online | Comments: Man, mr. powerhouse. I cud really use that tuthpaste. The boys liiike it better with that minty flavor--sorta tingly ya know? Perhaps you could just laugh the hardest at this here entry out of the goodness of yor heart so I kin get on doin whut i do be t. luv,toothless jack jackson |
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- 01/11/00 00:36:52 My Email:oldblush@yahoo.com How did you get to my page?: Your Grandma told me | Comments: My God, college has certainly come out of the closet since 1955. This sort of thing may be kewl now, but for heaven's sake don't include it in your resume. |
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The Guestbook Terrorist - 01/07/00 03:59:24 My URL:http://www.perfectpipebomb.com My Email:GbookTerror@Neocom.net How did you get to my page?: I've already hacked into it, of course I knew where it was. | Comments: You've only got a few more days, Sanforado. What a coolfucking address!?! |
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Doggystyle - 01/07/00 03:36:56 My URL:http:/www.porn...lotsofporn.com My Email:Uh--doubleup--uh,uh@neocom.net How did you get to my page?: Me So Horny | Comments: It's just a joke... Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!! |
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"Foxie Roxie" - 01/07/00 03:00:14 How did you get to my page?: ESP | Comments: Mr. San-Man. Bring me a drink....uh, dream.... I am sorry to have to face you with the sad reality that your page is still no good. Although the top ten lists john sends you and the big nose jokes are timepieces of modern humor, it lacks the essential factor which makes any old homepage a masterpiece Yes, I realize I must give you a pic. before you can post it. I just thought I should inform you of the many people looking down their HUGE NOSES at you b/c I am but casually mentioned. Best of luck in the future! ~foxie roxie~ |
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Jay W. - 01/07/00 00:55:57 My URL:http://youknowwhattheysayaboutguyswithbignoses.com My Email:deathtosanfordstone@deathtosanfordformakingfunofmynose.net How did you get to my page?: Drugs... Lots of drugs. | Comments: Sanford, The nose, man... leave the nose alone, or only bad things will happen to you. Consider my nose like the Monkey's Paw or something. Leave it alone, San, it's got a mind of its own. |
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Geocities Webmaster - 12/21/99 00:30:41 My Email:webmaster@oocities.com | Comments: We at Geocities have been informed that you are misquoting people on your website. While we have no proof of this, if we continue to get complaints, your website will be shut down. Please take the appropriate action to avoid this. |
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GOTEZ - 12/19/99 15:24:57 My URL:http://homepages.msn.com/StudentUnion/stephen1142/ My Email:Stephen1142@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: I DONT KNOW | Comments: U think ur website is good. GO SEE MINE. lol be prepared to laugh |
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Stephanie - 12/17/99 04:01:59 My Email:Stephanie111@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: ummm...you | Comments: Hey Herman -i love your page -that santa picture is soooo funny!!!:) although your page would suck if it weren't for my outstanding quote it's pretty good!! :) well hope u have a merry christmas -don't die in mexico!! ~stephanie~ -i voted for powerhouse!! |
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Andrew Matheney - 12/15/99 23:31:58 My Email:bigred@retard.net How did you get to my page?: I typed my name in a search engine, and unfortunately, this came up. | Comments: First of all, I'm not gay. But if I was, would that be so bad? Just having a hyperextended vocabulary does not mean someone is gay. You have made me mad and you are smaller than me. You know what that means-----THAT'S IT....CEO!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Win Bassett - 12/13/99 22:16:42 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/jeb_iv My Email:jeb_iv@hotmail.com How did you get to my page?: ummm....from my page | Comments: Hey yo chico. Well, I just posted my site and it is up and running. I just though, why not go to my good friend Sanford's site and get a little advertisement? Well, your page is pretty "chilln", but mine is the "chillnest" place on the web today. Ohh eah, well I think Andy, Stefan, and especially Landis, are all a bunch of a tree-huggin hippies. Thank you. |
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Andy Brown - 12/09/99 21:48:11 How did you get to my page?: I have it bookmarked, of course! | Comments: Well, it's about a quarter till 5 on the day before our last ACE match, and there's no place I'd rather be than Sanford's Hilarious Page! Hi, I'm Andy Brown, and you may remember me from such guest book signings as "This page suuuuuucks!" and " |