More points to ponder.....

    • - What is the speed of dark?
    • - When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
    • - Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
    • - If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
    • - How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
    • - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
    • - After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
    • - If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
    • - What's another word for synonym?
    • - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
    • - When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
    • - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
    • - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    • - Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
    • - How can there be self-help groups?
    • - Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    • - Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    • - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
    • - Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    • - Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
    • - Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
    • - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    • - Where are Preparations A through G?
    • - Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
    • - If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
    • - When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
    • - When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
    • - What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
    • - If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
    • - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
    • - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
    • - Hermits have no peer pressure.
    • - Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
    • - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
    • - How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
    • - What a nice night for an evening.
    • - Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
    • - It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
    • - Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
    • - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.