Computer Problem Report Form

      1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________

      2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________

      3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________

      4. Problem Severity:

      A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__

      5. Nature of the problem:

      A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__

      6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

      7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

      8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

      9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

      10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

      11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

      12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

      13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

      14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

      15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

      16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________

      17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________

      l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________

      l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

      20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

      21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

      22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

      23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

      24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

      25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

      26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

      27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__