Interesting and useful conclusions


(that either I or people I know have come up with)

  1. Guys with pets (fish don't count) make MUCH better boyfriends.
  2. The ears of dogs named Sparky were never meant to be petted.
  3. Bathroom sink water beats the heck out of kitchen sink water.
  4. Kennywood is a great place; unless you go on Kennywood Day; then it is doomed to totally suck.
  5. No matter how sweet a guy seems to be, they are hornier than beyond your wildest imaginations. (believe it or not, this one wasn't mine)
  6. Life's not fair (this much is obvious); if you get screwed (not literally), consider it a lesson in life.
  7. Girls with painted toenails have more fun.
  8. February is the worst month (this has been proved by many people, many consecutive years).
  9. It takes a miracle for it not to rain on USC Community Day.

This is not a very big list; if anyone out there has any interesting and useful conclusions they'd like to inform the rest of the world (or at least whoever sees this page) of, please e-mail them to me!
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