• Full name: Jessica Christine and I’m not givin’ out my last name on the Internet.
• Nicknames: Jess, Penny, Prusie-Poo, Red, Weiner (pronounced VEE-ner), Pineapple, Malebasher, Estella, Temptress, Goldielocks, JPGL, J, Corn, Kiddo, Iesica...the list goes on.
• Describe yourself. I'm not too tall (but I love being short), my hair is...well...actually, I don't really know what color it is...it's currently an interesting mix of blonde and brown.
• How old are you? 17 and loving it
• Would you rather be short or tall? I love being short!
• Who are your best friends? Zach, Jenny, Lynnie, Meggie
• Do you like to dance? Depends...if I'm in a green M&M costume then it's OK (hee hee).
• Are you shy to ask someone out? Um let me think. YES.
• Do you like to talk on the phone? I'm really not a phone person...especially when it involves me having to call someone of the opposite sex. But put me on the phone with Cathy and we'll talk for hours.
• Would you rather go on a walk or watch TV? I'd much rather go on a walk; I love being outside and I very rarely watch TV
• Do you think boys or girls have it easier? GUYS! Definitely guys!! NO PMS, no bad-hair days, no make-up, no PMS, less being used, no PMS, minimal sexual harassment, no PMS, no untrue (IMHO) stereotypes, and most importantly, NO PMS!
• If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go? I'd love to meet Stravinsky.
• If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? What any other person would do--spy on people!!
• If you could change your name, what would it be? Hmm. I wouldn't change my first name, but almost anything is better than my last (Guess that means I have to get married, huh. Well that's one motivation!)
• What's the hardest thing about growing up? Trying to make teachers realize that their class isn't the only/most important one I have!
• What's the worst phrase you know? "I hate..."
• Who are your crushes? Like I'm gonna tell everyone on the internet??
• If there would be one thing about yourself that you could change, what would it be? Personally I think I'm great and there's really nothing I'd change because I like me and that's all that counts...if there's someone who doesn't like me for who I am, well then that's their loss.
• Have you ever wanted to run away? Yeah when I was like five I tried but not really since then....besides my little failed plot with Jaclyn one year…LOL
• What's your worst fear? Disease.
• Guys you love: Dave...Matthews that is of course. And Boyd, and Carter, and Stefan and Leroi too. :)
• What's the biggest joke you played on someone? I would have to go with all the separate times (I'm talking like 10) that I jumped out of a closet and scared Cathy Chandler.
• Have you ever felt you were in love? LOL!!! Back in the day when I was a naive little freshman sure, what better did I know?
• Who (someone your in your life) do you think is the closest person to being perfect? No one is perfect, but everyone is as close as everyone else, in their own way. (Does that make sense?)
• Describe your perfect girl/guy. Most importantly, I'd have to be able to hold a conversation with him. I also like the typical traditional guy qualities--pay for dates, do nice things for me just because he wants to make me happy (holding the door for me, bringing me soup if I'm sick or flowers if I'm sad), make the first move, you know. He also will not shatter my dreams, keep me laughing, and be happy with himself. And he'd have to be able to just sit around with me and act goofy. :) But I'm not picky or anything. :)
• What one thing do you hate the most in the opposite sex? One thing?? How they can't read my mind! (or the instructions on how to be my perfect guy as listed above)
• What one thing or person will always make you happy? Playing slow movements of Bach sonatas, and going back through the hundreds of pictures I have and thinking about the memories attached to them. Also, redecorating my walls...that activity, strangely enough, has gotten me through quite a few bad days.
• Favorite fruit: MANGO!!!!
• If you could turn into any animal, real or imaginary, what would it be? I'd probably be a cat; sit on my butt all day, look cute, and still be adored.
• If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be? Any member of DMB definitely. If Galway was unavailable, that is.
• What's your favorite brand of gum? Mintaburst or Cinnaburst.
• What is your favorite quote? "Being a musician is not about who has the fastest chromatic scale. But just to ruin your day, I do." ~Robert Dick. Gee you know there are quite a few on my Quote page, so why not check there if you really want to know? :)
• What's on your walls in your room? My scroll from the Natural Helpers Retreat, my Blue Beetle poster, A LOT of pictures, fortune cookie fortunes, quotes, comics (the Titanic Fox Trot ones and a few others), paper fruits (I guess that's what you'd call them--you know, the ones you get in drinks at bars....I mean restaurants!), postcards, a sign from Chelsey Speeeeeer Morrone, words, a paper doll from the Historical Center (In your face pineapple head! I am Mr. Bean!...don't ask), my rat test (yeah highest score out of all the classes), my beautiful plaque (sp?) from winning the Pittsburgh Concert Society Young Artist Competition, and much more.
• What's on your ceiling? Last I checked? Paint.
• What's your favorite color to paint your toenails? Bright red! Or green or purple glitter.
• Pick a song that you can relate to. Voi Che Sapete (Opera Aria from Mozart's The Marriage of Figaro), Say Goodbye (DMB)
• Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos? I'd have to go with Cool Ranch.
• What's your favorite flavor Snapple? The raspberry or peach iced tea--YUM!
• Favorite movies: It Could Happen To You (how cute!), Airplane, Airplane 2, Robin Hood Men in Tights...it goes on.
• Which one, Coke or Pepsi? Coke. Definitely Coke.
• What's your sign? Pisces >))))> <((((<
• How do you eat an Oreo? I like to twist it apart, eat the filling, put it back together, dunk it in milk and eat it. :) But that's only if I'm not hungry (or really bored)...I usually just eat them in two normal bites.
• Which kind of milk is your favorite? Oh man anything but chocolate. If you REALLY want to know,E-mail me, and ask me for the chocolate milk story. But my favorite kind of milk is definitely whole milk.
• If you were to kill someone, which method would you choose? Hee hee depends on who I'm killing....if it was someone I really despised, I'd give them lots of tiny paper cuts then drown them in hydrogen peroxide (BLAP!!!) But that's not very nice. I honestly don't think I could ever kill anyone.
• Are you a righty or a lefty or ambidextrous (that means both)? I was born left, then turned right and now I can use pretty much either though I'm better with my right. (Oh and I can bowl equally with both...I'm sure you care.)
• Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes and no. I've been through so many stupid "Learn to Type" programs that I am kinda used to the right way although I don't try to use it.
• Which is your favorite Adam Sandler movie? The Wedding Singer--so sweet!
• What do you wear to bed? Either my flannel pants or boxers and a shirt and a comfy sweatshirt too.
• When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you first notice their...? Attitude.
• Do you ever save your AOL conversations? Actually yeah I have a few interesting ones saved as e-mail.
• Do you eat the stems of broccoli? No! Stems of broccoli I don't like but asparagus and spinach stems kick.
• What kind of shoe would you be if you had the option to be a shoe? I'd be a boring canvas shoe (yeah gay whites, Lauren) so someone could take me to DV and let me go in the lake. Or a funky bright blue Candies sneaker like the ones I've worn every day to school since sophomore year. :)
• Which do you prefer, mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling? Depends on who's wrestling!
• What's under your bed? Photo albums, yearbooks, The Magic Notepad.....let's see....what else....a bunch of old notes and other interesting things I have saved.
• What's the best number in the world? For Jason Ben and Nick, SEVENTEEN! For myself (wow I must have been bored), HHGTTG, and all of my non-strag friends, Forty two!

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