10. Two girls keep asking a boy to wash the windows with his tongue.
9. When the director says a compliment about the section, everyone scrambles for a pen or pencil to write it down in the first folder.
8. People are arguing if "reverie" or "memory" sounds better.
7. The loser first trumpet keeps falling over when she dances.
6. Every once in a while someone will think of a new word and say, "Hey! Let's call it chutzpah/old school johnny quest/strep throat!!"
5. The two girls in the middle are complaining about no breaks.
4. People randomly reminice about "rawhide" and "Way to go, Michael Jordan!"
3. You see "Yoz's brother"
2. People are doing the backstreet boys dance.
And the #1 sign that you've walked in the Leptix Jazz Trumpet Section is...YOU SEE A BUNCH OF TALENTED_GIRLS_KICKING SOME MAJOR BUTT!!!! AWYEAH!!!
--This Top Ten was submitted by Katie!--
10. When someone asks for a tissue the two sarcastic girls on the end tell you to "ask Jamey".
9. Someone says "ouch my nipple!"
8. People are conducting a "case study"
7. Two girls keep saying stuff like "LFFC, Larry Ford we love you!!"
6. Every time the roof rattles someone says, "santuary!" or "down quasi!"
5. It smells.
4. Someone says, "Hey Jeff, don't touch me there!!!!"
3. People are talking about "the radioactive boyscout and his radioactive car."
2. When it comes time to get the music, everyone on the risers starts singing, "oh wee oh, GREEEoh. oh wee oh, GREEEoh."
And the #1 sign that you're in the Concert Band Trumpet Section is...you hear people singing: A) "on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, Malany in a pear tree", B) "it ain't necessarily so-whoa!", C) "Oh, I got plenty o nuttin'and nuttin's plenty for me!", D) "duh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh, CRAB MAN!!!!!!!!"
--This Top Ten is submitted by Katie--
10. Various members talking loosely about rodeos
9. The ever popular mute gathering
8. There is usually at least two saxophone players trying to be cool and hang out with us
7. The name "Fat Man" can be heard being yelled by some anonymous person (can you take a wild guess??!! hehe)
6. There are mutiple people doing the ever popular Michael Bolton dance.
5. The Spice Girl song "Lady is a Vamp" inverted into "Lady is a Dyke" can be heard being sung followed by uncontrollable laughter.
4. The barking of dogs can be heard by the female half of the section.
3. The cracking of a hyman can be heard (not that you pervert!!)
2. The abnoxious sound of uncontrollable laughter in general about nothing at all
And the #1 way that you can tell that you're in the freshman trumpet section is...There is at least ONE person craking up about...you guessed it...STINK!! --This top ten was submitted by the one and only Jen!(<{{{><)--
10. Some skinny guy with a big neck's voice keeps cracking
9. Everyone's holding a trumpet (DUH!)
8. Some guy comes up to you and mumbles about giving him a high five
7. There's someone yelling, "MATRAS!"
6. Some guy named "mayonaise" keeps threatening people with some weird punishment called "the gow"
5. Someone is saying, "thank you sir may I have another"
4. Some junior (now senoir) keeps commenting on today's cloud quality.
3. You now see who they were talking about when they said "vest boy" and "the chick magnet"
2. There's a kid with an obcene last name (if he has really big ears, you're in the trombone section.)
And the #1 sign that you've stumbled into the (marching band) trumpet section is...There are a bunch of smart, funny, good-looking, talented brass players marching with good style and in step!
--This top ten was submitted by Katie--
10. At least one person is practicing the district solo as loud as they possibly can
9. Somebody's humming a Spice Girls song (so sad but so true)
8. Abbazio is trying to figure out how many days behind the 5 day forcast is
7. You hear mumbling about how the band is never mentioned on the morning announcements
6. "Hyman!," "Luckey!," or "Paige!" is yelled at least once a minute
5. When Yoz calls for section leaders, you hear random calls of, "Go, Lynne!" and, "Yeah, Lynne, you can do it! We're cheering you on!"
4. You trip over a tower made of 7 mutes stacked on top of each other.
3. Everyone in the section is complaining that, "It's sooo cold in here!"
2. Everyone around you is upset because they weren't invited to the drummer's buffet.
And the #1 way to know you've wandered into the freshman (now sophmore) trumpet section is...Section members randomly start cracking up and no one can figure out why!
--This Top ten was written by Jess.--
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